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Tag: Musical

PLUSH finally gives us the nu metal revival we never asked for
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PLUSH finally gives us the nu metal revival we never asked for

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

I just heard that PLUSH has released a new single, “Animalistic”, and I’m still trying to pick up the pieces…

Wednesday 13 teams up with John 5 because his solo career was going so well
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Wednesday 13 teams up with John 5 because his solo career was going so well

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🀯 I just got word that Wednesday 13 is teaming…

Skillet Blesses Us With More Christian Rock To Suffer Through
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Skillet Blesses Us With More Christian Rock To Suffer Through

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Christian rock? 🀘 Because Skillet just announced a new independent EP, “After…

Biden Team Desperately Seeks Less Awkward Press Secretary
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Biden Team Desperately Seeks Less Awkward Press Secretary

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Washington is abuzz with the latest game of…

WOLF Still Exists Somehow Announces New Album Hour Of The Wolf
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WOLF Still Exists Somehow Announces New Album Hour Of The Wolf

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

OH NO, THE WOLF IS COMING! 🐺πŸ’₯ Swedish traditional metallers WOLF are releasing their tenth studio album, “Hour Of The…

Ozzy’s Crazy Train hits 1 billion streams because your grandma finally figured out Spotify
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Ozzy’s Crazy Train hits 1 billion streams because your grandma finally figured out Spotify

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some mind-blowing news? 🀯 Ozzy Osbourne’s iconic song “Crazy Train” has just reached a…

Dave Lombardo joins Lustmord because his 401k wasnt enough
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Dave Lombardo joins Lustmord because his 401k wasnt enough

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some ambient electronic music to shake up your existential dread? 😱 Because Lustmord,…

Bureaucratic Dream Team Assembled At Last
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Bureaucratic Dream Team Assembled At Last

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but chuckle…

Capy’s Quirky Jailbreak Game Born From Indie Brilliance In Toronto
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Capy’s Quirky Jailbreak Game Born From Indie Brilliance In Toronto

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

Capy Castaway, the charming indie game that’s been making waves in the gaming community, is finally set to release on…

Rush Drummer Gushes About Geddy And Alex Being Barely Tolerable Humans
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Rush Drummer Gushes About Geddy And Alex Being Barely Tolerable Humans

Chord F. DiscordAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

OMG, you guys! 🀯 Anika Nilles is playing drums for RUSH’s 2026 and 2027 tours! I mean, I’m not surprised…

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