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Oh Joy Another Reboot Nobody Asked For Quinta Brunson to Star in the Totally Not Going to be a Disaster Betty Boop Movie
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Oh Joy Another Reboot Nobody Asked For Quinta Brunson to Star in the Totally Not Going to be a Disaster Betty Boop Movie

FinnMay 21, 2026May 21, 2026

Breaking news: Quinta Brunson is set to star as Betty Boop in a movie that’s definitely not going to be…

A Totally Not At All Biased Kid Who Definitely Didn’t Have His Parents Write This Review Totally Roasts The Mandalorian and Grogu Because Lets Be Real Its Just a Bunch of Nerds in Space Suits
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A Totally Not At All Biased Kid Who Definitely Didn’t Have His Parents Write This Review Totally Roasts The Mandalorian and Grogu Because Lets Be Real Its Just a Bunch of Nerds in Space Suits

FinnMay 20, 2026May 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic review of The Mandalorian and Grogu ever? 🤣 I took…

Dino Cazares Finally Decides to Make Music Again and Claims the New FEAR FACTORY Album Is Going to Be Totally Not a Copy of Their Old Stuff and Will Definitely Not Disappoint Fans This Time For Sure
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Dino Cazares Finally Decides to Make Music Again and Claims the New FEAR FACTORY Album Is Going to Be Totally Not a Copy of Their Old Stuff and Will Definitely Not Disappoint Fans This Time For Sure

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2026May 19, 2026

Get ready for the most epic comeback in metal history, folks! 🤘 FEAR FACTORY is back with a vengeance, and…

NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO On Upcoming ‘The Last Word’ Album: ‘We Phoned It In But Hope You’ll Still Buy It Anyway’
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NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO On Upcoming ‘The Last Word’ Album: ‘We Phoned It In But Hope You’ll Still Buy It Anyway’

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2026May 19, 2026

So, you want to know about the latest scoop on NONPOINT’s new single “Is It” and their upcoming album “The…

THE KOVENANT’s NAGASH: We’ve Managed to Write Like Five Songs Without Losing Interest
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THE KOVENANT’s NAGASH: We’ve Managed to Write Like Five Songs Without Losing Interest

Chord F. DiscordMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

The wait is finally over, folks! 🎉🔥 THE KOVENANT is back, and they’re not just playing the same old songs…

Watch: Formerly Relevant Musician ERIK GRÖNWALL Whines About His 5 Minutes of Fame in “To Hell & Back” aka My Career Imploded
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Watch: Formerly Relevant Musician ERIK GRÖNWALL Whines About His 5 Minutes of Fame in “To Hell & Back” aka My Career Imploded

Chord F. DiscordMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 Former SKID ROW singer Erik Grönwall, the man who’s…

Billy Wilder’s Some Like it Hot Finally Gets the 4K Treatment Because Your Grandma’s DVD Player Wasn’t Doing it Justice
Breaking News: Some Like It Hot is Finally Getting the 4K Treatment and We're Totally Not Sick of It Yet 🙄
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Billy Wilder’s Some Like it Hot Finally Gets the 4K Treatment Because Your Grandma’s DVD Player Wasn’t Doing it Justice

FinnMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

Altitude and Capelight Pictures are bringing Billy Wilder’s classic crime comedy, Some Like it Hot, to the UK for the…

DEEP PURPLE Finally Decides to Release Music That Matches Their Ego with New Single ‘Arrogant Boy’ from Their Obviously Genius Album ‘Splat’
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DEEP PURPLE Finally Decides to Release Music That Matches Their Ego with New Single ‘Arrogant Boy’ from Their Obviously Genius Album ‘Splat’

Chord F. DiscordMay 12, 2026May 12, 2026

Get ready to rock out with the legendary DEEP PURPLE, as they release their brand-new album “Splat!” on July 3…

Breaking News: MÖTLEY CRÜE Sells Out to Country Music and Joins Forces with Carrie Underwood for Most Unholy Union Since Peanut Butter and Pickles
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Breaking News: MÖTLEY CRÜE Sells Out to Country Music and Joins Forces with Carrie Underwood for Most Unholy Union Since Peanut Butter and Pickles

Chord F. DiscordMay 12, 2026May 12, 2026

This is going to be a wild ride, folks! 🎢 MÖTLEY CRÜE, the most iconic rock band of all time…

The Testament of Ann Lee hits Disney+ because what every kid needs is a healthy dose of 18th century Shaker history to go along with their Mickey Mouse waffles
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The Testament of Ann Lee hits Disney+ because what every kid needs is a healthy dose of 18th century Shaker history to go along with their Mickey Mouse waffles

FinnMay 12, 2026May 12, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and downright spiritual experience of your life: The Testament of Ann Lee is…

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