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Nintendo Unleashes September 2026 Deluge of Remakes and Dollar Signs
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Nintendo Unleashes September 2026 Deluge of Remakes and Dollar Signs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Nintendo Direct was back with a vengeance this week, showering us with a plethora of announcements that will keep our…

FORBIDDEN still exists somehow and has new music
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FORBIDDEN still exists somehow and has new music

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrash metal nostalgia? 🤘 Because FORBIDDEN is back with a brand new,…

Blaze Bayley painstakingly waits for inspiration to strike for next album
Breaking, Music News

Blaze Bayley painstakingly waits for inspiration to strike for next album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I just can’t even contain my excitement… Blaze Bayley,…

Apple’s New CEO Faces Daunting Task of Not Screwing Everything Up
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Apple’s New CEO Faces Daunting Task of Not Screwing Everything Up

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apple’s annual iPhone event is just around the corner, and for…

Wolf Hoffmann Gushes Over AI Music Because Human Creativity Is So Last Season
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Wolf Hoffmann Gushes Over AI Music Because Human Creativity Is So Last Season

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2026September 6, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, ACCEPT’s guitarist Wolf Hoffmann has spoken out about the growing threat of artificial intelligence…

Pet Shop Boys back for another farewell not really
Breaking, Music News

Pet Shop Boys back for another farewell not really

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

Pet Shop Boys have announced A Man From The Future – a new eight-track album created in collaboration with Alan…

Fox Suddenly Discovers Integrity, Drops Bartiromo
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Fox Suddenly Discovers Integrity, Drops Bartiromo

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Maria Bartiromo’s sudden departure from Fox News, and I’ve got to say,…

SLASH blesses us with same old music on slightly different colored vinyl because you didnt already waste enough money
Breaking, Music News

SLASH blesses us with same old music on slightly different colored vinyl because you didnt already waste enough money

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! It’s time to shell out some cash for more limited-edition vinyl releases, because what every metalhead…

Simple Minds still not simple enough to quit touring
Breaking, Music News

Simple Minds still not simple enough to quit touring

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like Simple Minds are at it again, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. They’ve…

John Cooper Still Clinging To Skillet’s Christian Roots Because The Paycheck Is Still Good
Breaking, Music News

John Cooper Still Clinging To Skillet’s Christian Roots Because The Paycheck Is Still Good

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 3, 2026

In a stunning turn of events, John Cooper, the frontman and bassist of the Grammy-nominated Christian rock group Skillet, has…

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