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Tag: NASA

Trump Hands Over NASA to Another Overqualified Billionaire: Prepare for Space Force 2.0
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Hands Over NASA to Another Overqualified Billionaire: Prepare for Space Force 2.0

Big ElephantNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Our Glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, has re-nominated tech titan and true patriot Jared Isaacman to lead NASA!…

NASA Job Drama: White House Gets Duffy-ed Again
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NASA Job Drama: White House Gets Duffy-ed Again

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Another day, another swamp creature trying to undermine the best President this nation has ever seen! Seems like Transportation Secretary…

Battlefield 6 Sells Like Hotcakes, Earns Enough Dough to Buy a Small Island, New Report (Probably) Claims
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Battlefield 6 Sells Like Hotcakes, Earns Enough Dough to Buy a Small Island, New Report (Probably) Claims

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

OMG! 😱😱😱 Battlefield 6, the game everyone said was gonna be a dumpster fire 🔥🗑️, is apparently selling like hotcakes…

Battlefield 6 Beta: Still Kicking? Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again!
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Battlefield 6 Beta: Still Kicking? Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Ah, yes, Battlefield 6, the game that’s totally not just a reskin of the last five titles with slightly shinier…

NASA’s Moon Shot: Let’s Nuke It Before China Does
Elephant Reads CNN

NASA’s Moon Shot: Let’s Nuke It Before China Does

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

More moon race shenanigans! Acting NASA Administrator and all-around patriot Sean Duffy is lighting a fire under the agency’s rear…

Katy Perry’s Atomic Meltdown: Did a Fan Just Witness the Birth of Roar 2024?
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Katy Perry’s Atomic Meltdown: Did a Fan Just Witness the Birth of Roar 2024?

Chuck B. BallsyMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

Breaking News! Katy Perry, bless her heart (and her ticket sales), has apparently forgotten what a microphone is for and…

AVerMedia at Computex 2025: Come Touch Our New CamStream 4K (If You Dare)
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AVerMedia at Computex 2025: Come Touch Our New CamStream 4K (If You Dare)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

Okay, so AVerMedia, bless their little hearts, thinks DSLRs are making a “comeback.” 😂 Did they just wake up from…

🌌 Asteroid vs. Bieber: America’s Bold Plan to Stop His 2025 Music Comeback!
🌟 Bieber’s Big Return or Earth’s Big Finale? The Wild 2025 Plan Americans Are Signing Up For!
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🌌 Asteroid vs. Bieber: America’s Bold Plan to Stop His 2025 Music Comeback!

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 12, 2025January 12, 2025

In a move that would make Hollywood disaster films look tame, a growing movement in the United States is petitioning…

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