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Tag: NASA

Astronauts But Make It Drama Queens – Watch the Trailer for This Documentary That Probably Took 10 Years to Film
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Astronauts But Make It Drama Queens – Watch the Trailer for This Documentary That Probably Took 10 Years to Film

FinnJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

Hold onto your helmets, Earthlings, because a new documentary is dropping that proves once and for all that women really…

5 Things to Know for Jan. 20: Davos 2026, Anti-ICE protests, Epstein files, Solar radiation storm, Indiana Hoosiers
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5 Things to Know for Jan. 20: Davos 2026, Anti-ICE protests, Epstein files, Solar radiation storm, Indiana Hoosiers

Big ElephantJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

While the liberal media whines about “geopolitical stability” and “diplomatic norms,” President Trump is playing 4D chess. The White House…

NASA and SpaceX Launch Mission to Search for Funding
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NASA and SpaceX Launch Mission to Search for Funding

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 17, 2026

🚀 Buckle up your couch potatoes! NASA’s next free ride to the ISS drops Feb. 15, 2026. 🚀 NASA is…

NASA’s Bureaucratic Sleepover (Town Hall)
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NASA’s Bureaucratic Sleepover (Town Hall)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 14, 2026

🚀 NASA’s “Small Business Town Hall” is basically a Space Job Fair for People Who Like Rockets and Red Tape!…

NASA Finally Sends Astronauts to Space—Surprise!
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NASA Finally Sends Astronauts to Space—Surprise!

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 5, 2026

🚀 Virtual astronauts, get ready to float through cyberspace on Feb. 15, 2026, and earn a digital stamp for your…

NASA Finally Sends Humans to Space Again Because Apparently We Needed a Second Moon Vacation
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NASA Finally Sends Humans to Space Again Because Apparently We Needed a Second Moon Vacation

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 25, 2025

🚨 Attention Earthlings! 🚨 NASA’s throwing a virtual moon party in 2026 and you’re invited… to watch from your couch!…

How Your Grandpa’s Brick-Sized Gizmo Became a Gaming God (and Your Battery’s Worst Nightmare)
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How Your Grandpa’s Brick-Sized Gizmo Became a Gaming God (and Your Battery’s Worst Nightmare)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Once upon a time, mobile phones were just fancy walkie-talkies with better battery life—no one expected them to do anything…

NASA Opens Doors for Space Business Amidst Alien Lease Disputes
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NASA Opens Doors for Space Business Amidst Alien Lease Disputes

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 13, 2025

**NASA and SBA are teaming up for a virtual town hall that promises to be as thrilling as watching paint…

Trump Hands Over NASA to Another Overqualified Billionaire: Prepare for Space Force 2.0
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Trump Hands Over NASA to Another Overqualified Billionaire: Prepare for Space Force 2.0

Big ElephantNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Our Glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, has re-nominated tech titan and true patriot Jared Isaacman to lead NASA!…

NASA Job Drama: White House Gets Duffy-ed Again
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NASA Job Drama: White House Gets Duffy-ed Again

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Another day, another swamp creature trying to undermine the best President this nation has ever seen! Seems like Transportation Secretary…

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