Crimson Desert Breaks All Records By Selling A Whopping 5 Million Copies To Peoples Moms
The gaming world is shook, and by shook, I mean completely and utterly obsessed with the news that Crimson Desert…
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Xbox Game Pass Now Free For Everyone Except You, Suckers, Prices Actually Doubling For The Cool Kids
The price of Xbox Game Pass Ultimate is dropping from $29.99 to $22.99 per month, because who needs that extra…
Night City 2045 is Totally Not Jealous of Cyberpunk 2077’s Success and Definitely Doesn’t Need to One Up Them
Get ready for another exciting installment in the Cyberpunk 2077 universe, because CD Projekt Red is back with a brand…
The Punisher: One Last Kill Before He Finally Retires to a Life of Knitting and Sipping Tea
Breaking news, folks: Frank Castle is back, and we’re all supposed to be excited about it 🤩. I mean, who…
Oh Joy Another Season of Peaky Blinders Because You Clearly Havent Had Enough of Tom Hardy Looking Moody in a Newsboy Cap With a Brand New Star to Make You Forget About All the Other Stars Theyve Killed Off Already
The Peaky Blinders franchise is back, because you clearly didn’t get enough of it the first time around 🙄. Just…
Netflix Is Raising Prices Again Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money Anyway
Oh joy, oh rapture! Netflix is raising its prices again, because who doesn’t love paying more for the same service?…
30 Days of Night: Now in 4K Because Your TV Deserves More Vampire Gore in Its Life
Oh great, another re-release of a film that’s older than your grandma’s dentures. This time, it’s “30 Days of Night”…
McDonald’s ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ Meal: Because Even Satan Needs His Happy Meal
Oh, look, McDonald’s has decided your taste buds are too vanilla and needs to drop a KPop Demon Hunters collab.…
Netflix’s ‘13 Going on 30’ Reboot: Because We All Needed More Regret and Sparkly Dresses in Our Lives
Oh, great. Another remake. Just what we needed. As if the world wasn’t already overflowing with recycled content, Netflix is…
New Shows That’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices and Cancel All Your Plans This Week
Oh, look! Another week, another avalanche of TV shows flooding our lives like a dumpster fire we can’t look away…