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Splinter Cell: Deathwatch – A Trailer So Bad, It’s Actually Hilarious
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Splinter Cell: Deathwatch – A Trailer So Bad, It’s Actually Hilarious

FinnSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Sam Fisher is back…again? This time, it’s “personal,” which, let’s be honest, is code for “we ran out of original…

‘The Witcher’ Season 4: Henry Cavill’s Replacement Finally Gets a Premiere Date (Good Luck With That)
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‘The Witcher’ Season 4: Henry Cavill’s Replacement Finally Gets a Premiere Date (Good Luck With That)

FinnSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

When The Witcher returns for its fourth season, things will look a little…dumber? 🤪 Most fundamentally, there’s a new Geralt of Rivia,…

Rafi Gonzalez & “Friends”: Get Ready for Some Side-Splittingly Mediocre Comedy!
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Rafi Gonzalez & “Friends”: Get Ready for Some Side-Splittingly Mediocre Comedy!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Rafi Gonzalez, 2024 Comedian of the Year (Boston Comedy Choice Awards), is gracing The Phoenician on Saturday, September…

Witness the trainwreck: Matt Damon and Ben Affleck star in Joe Carnahan’s cinematic abortion, The Rip
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Witness the trainwreck: Matt Damon and Ben Affleck star in Joe Carnahan’s cinematic abortion, The Rip

FinnSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

Oh, look, it’s Ben Affleck and Matt Damon! 🎉 Back again, huh? This time they’ve teamed up with Joe Carnahan…

Wake Up Dead Man: Another Knives Out? Ugh, Fine, Here’s a Teaser
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Wake Up Dead Man: Another Knives Out? Ugh, Fine, Here’s a Teaser

FinnSeptember 8, 2025September 8, 2025

Oh great, Daniel Craig is back as Benoit Blanc, the detective with the world’s most ridiculous accent, in Wake Up…

Riot Comedy Club’s weekly amateur night: Prepare for cringe
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Riot Comedy Club’s weekly amateur night: Prepare for cringe

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL 😂! Netflix, HBO, Comedy Central losers invade to crack jokes at our expense! 🎭 Food,…

Riot’s Comedy Hour: Prepare for Mediocrity
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Riot’s Comedy Hour: Prepare for Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL! 🤪 Riot Comedy Club is THE place for epic date nights or meeting new peeps!…

Oops! Minnesota Man Gets 27-Year Vacay, Courtesy of Confessing Killer Queen | CNN
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Oops! Minnesota Man Gets 27-Year Vacay, Courtesy of Confessing Killer Queen | CNN

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Ah, another victory for the radical left! Bryan Hooper Sr., a man convicted of a heinous murder, is now a…

‘Tomb Raider’ TV Series: Sophie Turner Trades Dragons for Tombs, Gets Lost Anyway
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‘Tomb Raider’ TV Series: Sophie Turner Trades Dragons for Tombs, Gets Lost Anyway

FinnSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

OMG! 😱 Sophie Turner, aka Sansa Stark, is gonna be Lara Croft? Seriously? 🙄 Is this some kind of late…

Netflix Says ‘Wake Up Dead Man’ Coming Soon, So Set Your DVR (As If You Still Use One, Ya Boomer)
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Netflix Says ‘Wake Up Dead Man’ Coming Soon, So Set Your DVR (As If You Still Use One, Ya Boomer)

FinnSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Labor Day is OVER, folks! 😭 Get ready for the annual cinematic garbage truck to back up and unload directly…

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