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Stranger Things Season 5: Place Your Bets on Who’s Gonna Bite It in the Upside Down
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Stranger Things Season 5: Place Your Bets on Who’s Gonna Bite It in the Upside Down

FinnNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Okay, buckle up, buttercups! 😜 Because apparently, some folks are STILL hyperventilating over “Stranger Things” Season 5. Like, haven’t we…

EPICA’s Asian Tour Gets the Boot ‘Cause Simone’s Feeling Kinda Meh
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EPICA’s Asian Tour Gets the Boot ‘Cause Simone’s Feeling Kinda Meh

Chord F. DiscordNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE this! EPICA, those symphonic metal darlings who peaked like, a decade ago, are POSTPONING their…

Houston’s “Funniest” (as decided by Riot, lol) Comedy Showcase
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Houston’s “Funniest” (as decided by Riot, lol) Comedy Showcase

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Houston, get ready to ROFLMAO!🤣 Riot Comedy Club: where comedians from Netflix, HBO, Comedy Central and Comedy Store will make…

New Movies on Streaming This Weekend (Prepare for Disappointment)
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New Movies on Streaming This Weekend (Prepare for Disappointment)

FinnNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

Another weekend, another excuse to avoid sunlight and human interaction! 🥳 Gather ’round, fellow couch potatoes, as we unveil the…

“K-Pop Demon Hunters 2: Electric Boogaloo – Prepare for More Cringey Slayage”
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“K-Pop Demon Hunters 2: Electric Boogaloo – Prepare for More Cringey Slayage”

FinnNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

OMG! 😱 You guys are NOT gonna believe this! Netflix and Sony, bless their clueless little hearts, FINALLY decided to…

Lucca Comics & Games 2025: 280K Nerds Can’t Be Wrong (Probably)
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Lucca Comics & Games 2025: 280K Nerds Can’t Be Wrong (Probably)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Lucca Comics & Games 2025 just wrapped up, and let me tell you, it was…

Riftbound: Yet ANOTHER Card Game Attempts to Steal Your Money Today
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Riftbound: Yet ANOTHER Card Game Attempts to Steal Your Money Today

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round because Riot Games, bless their hearts 🙄, decided to yank us all back to the Stone…

Houston’s “Funniest” (allegedly) Comedy Showcase
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Houston’s “Funniest” (allegedly) Comedy Showcase

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL 😂! Riot Comedy Club is the “perfect destination” 🙄 for your oh-so-exciting nights. Forget Netflix,…

OMG! Nuclear Weapons are, like, SOOOO Last Week, CNN
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OMG! Nuclear Weapons are, like, SOOOO Last Week, CNN

Big ElephantNovember 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Well, folks, buckle up because the liberal media is at it again, trying to scare you with their doom-and-gloom nuclear…

Riot’s “Comedy” Showcase: Prepare for Disappointment
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Riot’s “Comedy” Showcase: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

🎤 LOL! Netflix rejects? HBO rejects? 🤣 Riot Comedy Club: Houston’s “best” comedy—as if!🤪 Trade your boring bar🍸 for our…

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