Witness the trainwreck: Matt Damon and Ben Affleck star in Joe Carnahan’s cinematic abortion, The Rip
Oh, look, it’s Ben Affleck and Matt Damon! ð Back again, huh? This time they’ve teamed up with Joe Carnahan…
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Wake Up Dead Man: Another Knives Out? Ugh, Fine, Here’s a Teaser
Oh great, Daniel Craig is back as Benoit Blanc, the detective with the world’s most ridiculous accent, in Wake Up…
Riot Comedy Club’s weekly amateur night: Prepare for cringe
Houston, get ready to LOL ð! Netflix, HBO, Comedy Central losers invade to crack jokes at our expense! ð Food,…
Riot’s Comedy Hour: Prepare for Mediocrity
Houston, get ready to LOL! ðĪŠ Riot Comedy Club is THE place for epic date nights or meeting new peeps!…
Oops! Minnesota Man Gets 27-Year Vacay, Courtesy of Confessing Killer Queen | CNN
Ah, another victory for the radical left! Bryan Hooper Sr., a man convicted of a heinous murder, is now a…
‘Tomb Raider’ TV Series: Sophie Turner Trades Dragons for Tombs, Gets Lost Anyway
OMG! ðą Sophie Turner, aka Sansa Stark, is gonna be Lara Croft? Seriously? ð Is this some kind of late…
Netflix Says ‘Wake Up Dead Man’ Coming Soon, So Set Your DVR (As If You Still Use One, Ya Boomer)
Labor Day is OVER, folks! ð Get ready for the annual cinematic garbage truck to back up and unload directly…
Emma Thompson and Judy Greer star in “Dead of Winter,” a thriller that’s probably not as thrilling as doing your taxes
Oh, honey, get ready for the most groundbreaking cinematic masterpiece of 2025! ð It’s about a woman, Barb (played by…
5 MMO Features So Good, They’ll Steal Your Life Savings and Social Life
Alright, gamers, gather ’round for some *totally* unbiased truths about why you’re still wasting your lives in MMOs. ð We’re…
Help! I’m Drowning in Content: A Guide to Picking Something – Anything – to Watch Before You Die of Boredom
Ah, the good ol’ days. Remember when deciding what to watch meant arguing with your siblings over which VHS tape…