Dream of building a startup without learning to code? Join our magical AI circus where unicorns code for you and your coffee brews itself! 🤖🦄☕
📅 Mark your calendar: December 1st, 2025 – when the internet promised us flying cars but gave us AI instead 😂🚗💨
📍 Location: Both online (from your couch) AND in person in Reno, Nevada (yes, that place with the casinos, but this time the house *doesn’t* always win) 🎰❌
What’s the scam—I mean, workshop—about? We’ll teach you how to make magic boxes (AI) do your homework while you binge Netflix. No skills required, just a pulse and a credit card 💉💳
You’ll learn:
• How to make robots write your emails (so you can nap instead)
• Using AI to research if your “great idea” is actually terrible (spoiler: it probably is) 😅
• Creating websites without understanding what a website is (the American Dream!) 🇺🇸
• Listening to startup success stories (translation: survivor bias galore!) 🏆
🎁 Free gift: Sign up after December 1st and receive our exclusive “We recorded it so you don’t have to show up” package! Includes video, transcript, and one (1) existential crisis about the future of work.
Join the AI Startup Developers in Reno – because apparently, Northern Nevada needs more tech bros trying to “disrupt” everything. 🚀💥
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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