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Lucca Comics & Games 2025 Dumps First Poster and Some Random Stuff
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Lucca Comics & Games 2025 Dumps First Poster and Some Random Stuff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Lucca Comics & Games 2025 is gearing up to unleash another year ofโ€ฆ stuff. Yeah, stuff. Honoring France, because apparently…

Amy Lee: New EVANESCENCE Album “Probably” Coming in 2026 (If We’re All Still Alive)
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Amy Lee: New EVANESCENCE Album “Probably” Coming in 2026 (If We’re All Still Alive)

Chord F. DiscordJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

So, Terrie Carr from WDHA-FM 105.5 FM, which is apparently a real radio station in New Jersey (who knew?), had…

“The Waterfront”: More Like “The Waste-of-Time-front”
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“The Waterfront”: More Like “The Waste-of-Time-front”

FinnJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

The Waterfront’ gets a solid 5.5 out of 10 stars, which is basically the participation trophy of TV ratings. ๐Ÿ†…

‘K-Pop Demon Hunters’: When K-Pop and Demon-Slaying Collide (Because Why Not)
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‘K-Pop Demon Hunters’: When K-Pop and Demon-Slaying Collide (Because Why Not)

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Oh, great, another cartoon pushing the woke agenda! “KPop Demon Hunters” on Netflix? Sounds like a fever dream cooked up…

‘The Adventures of Cliff Booth’ Adds Someone We’ll Probably Forget By Next Week
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‘The Adventures of Cliff Booth’ Adds Someone We’ll Probably Forget By Next Week

FinnJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Oh, honey, hold onto your hats ๐Ÿ‘’ because the “surprise” sequel to Quentin Tarantino’s “Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood”…

FUBAR Season 2: More Explosions, Less Brains, Still Watching
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FUBAR Season 2: More Explosions, Less Brains, Still Watching

FinnJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

โ€˜FUBARโ€™ Season 2 earns a participation trophy of 7 out of 10 stars. Yes, you read that right. SEVEN. OUT.…

Cronos: Bloober Team’s “Darkest Vision” or Just a Really Bad Hangover Cure at Game Con Canada
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Cronos: Bloober Team’s “Darkest Vision” or Just a Really Bad Hangover Cure at Game Con Canada

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Ah, Game Con Canada, the place where dreams go to die and indie devs desperately shill their wares! ๐Ÿคช Bloober…

Lars Ulrich Dares to Turn Over Rocks (and Maybe Find a New Idea or Two with Metallica)
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Lars Ulrich Dares to Turn Over Rocks (and Maybe Find a New Idea or Two with Metallica)

Chord F. DiscordJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

So, Lars Ulrich, the intellectual powerhouse behind Metallica (allegedly), did another interview. This time with Variety, because, you know, they’re…

‘One of Them Days’ Sequel: Prepare for More Existential Dread
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‘One of Them Days’ Sequel: Prepare for More Existential Dread

FinnJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Oh, great, more Keke Palmer and SZA. ๐Ÿ™„ Because we *totally* needed a sequel to ‘One of Them Days.’ I…

Jim Sheridan’s ‘Re-creation’: Finally, a chance to re-traumatize everyone with that Irish murder case
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Jim Sheridan’s ‘Re-creation’: Finally, a chance to re-traumatize everyone with that Irish murder case

FinnJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Ah, Jim Sheridan, the guy who’s apparently been traumatized since the womb. ๐Ÿ‘ถ According to him, his obsession with defending…

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