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Tag: Netflix

Netflix’s “Knives Out 3” Solved by Yours Truly (I’m Basically Benoit Blanc, Bow Down)
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Netflix’s “Knives Out 3” Solved by Yours Truly (I’m Basically Benoit Blanc, Bow Down)

FinnMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Knives Out just dropped a teaser for Wake Up Dead Man, and like, I totally cracked the code.…

Metallica’s Black Album Goes 20x Platinum While ‘Master Of Puppets’ Still Stuck in the 80s
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Metallica’s Black Album Goes 20x Platinum While ‘Master Of Puppets’ Still Stuck in the 80s

Chord F. DiscordMay 28, 2025May 28, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ You won’t BELIEVE this! METALLICA, yes, THOSE guys, have actually managed to sell some records! ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ’ฟ Apparently, two…

Oh Great, Another Witch Flick: Joey King Might Ruin ‘Practical Magic’
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Oh Great, Another Witch Flick: Joey King Might Ruin ‘Practical Magic’

FinnMay 26, 2025May 26, 2025

Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we’re about to dive headfirst into the cinematic dumpster fire that is…*drumroll*…’Practical Magic 2′! ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฎ…

Oh Great, Another One: Carey Mulligan Ruining Narnia, Probably
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Oh Great, Another One: Carey Mulligan Ruining Narnia, Probably

FinnMay 22, 2025May 22, 2025

OMG! Greta Gerwig, fresh off her *Barbie* success (because apparently, that’s the only thing she’s ever done now), is apparently…

Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed
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Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed

FinnMay 20, 2025May 21, 2025

Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), is STILL trying to make a โ€˜Gears of Warโ€™ movie happen. ๐Ÿ™„…

Geriatric Rockers and Late Night Host Shill Out for Overpriced Coffee: A Tragedy in Four Lattes
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Geriatric Rockers and Late Night Host Shill Out for Overpriced Coffee: A Tragedy in Four Lattes

Chord F. DiscordMay 17, 2025May 17, 2025

LEGENDS OF CLASSIC ROCK, a supergroup so legendary it makes Spinal Tap look like a well-adjusted support group, graced the…

Jessica Jones is BACK in Daredevil: Born Again Season 2, Just What We Needed
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Jessica Jones is BACK in Daredevil: Born Again Season 2, Just What We Needed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ It’s happening! Krysten Ritter, AKA Jessica Jones, AKA the only reason anyone watched those gritty Netflix Marvel shows,…

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Sammy Obeid Still Doing Comedy? Ft Lauderdale Apparently Has Standards That Low!

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025
Oh great, another director for the X-Men? ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare for more of the same, folks! ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽฌ
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Oh great, another director for the X-Men? ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare for more of the same, folks! ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽฌ

FinnMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ You guys will NOT believe this “news”! Apparently, Disney, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof ๐Ÿค”), is…

3 Doors Down Dude Says “Bring It On, Cancer!” Like It’s a Free Guitar Solo ๐Ÿค˜๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ’€
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3 Doors Down Dude Says “Bring It On, Cancer!” Like It’s a Free Guitar Solo ๐Ÿค˜๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ’€

Chord F. DiscordMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

Brad Arnold from 3 DOORS DOWN has stage 4 kidney cancer! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Guess “The Better Life” wasn’t all that better,…

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