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Meghan Trainor Suddenly Remembers She Has Better Things to Do Than Entertain You So Her Get in Girl Tour is Obviously Cancelled
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Meghan Trainor Suddenly Remembers She Has Better Things to Do Than Entertain You So Her Get in Girl Tour is Obviously Cancelled

Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Meghan Trainor has decided to cancel her upcoming Get in Girl Tour, and honestly, who can blame her? 🤣 I…

ENTER SHIKARI Finally Decides to Bless Us with a Music Video for ‘Find Out The Hard Way’ from Their Super Original Album ‘Lose Your Self’
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ENTER SHIKARI Finally Decides to Bless Us with a Music Video for ‘Find Out The Hard Way’ from Their Super Original Album ‘Lose Your Self’

Chord F. DiscordApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🤩🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a good ol’…

Madonna Emerges from Cryogenic Freezer to Bless Us with Another Album Because We Obviously Haven’t Suffered Enough with Confessions II
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Madonna Emerges from Cryogenic Freezer to Bless Us with Another Album Because We Obviously Haven’t Suffered Enough with Confessions II

Chord F. DiscordApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

Breaking news, folks, the Queen of Pop, Madonna, has finally decided to bless us with a new album, Confessions ll,…

DREAM THEATER’s JOHN PETRUCCI Admits Playing Whole ‘Parasomnia’ Album Live Is Super Fun For Him But Possibly Soul Crushing For Everyone Else
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DREAM THEATER’s JOHN PETRUCCI Admits Playing Whole ‘Parasomnia’ Album Live Is Super Fun For Him But Possibly Soul Crushing For Everyone Else

Chord F. DiscordApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Dream Theater guitarist John Petrucci revealed that the band’s current tour has been a…

BREAKING: KEANU REEVES Finally Decides to Use His Matrix Money to Fund His Midlife Crisis Band DOGSTAR’s Latest Masterpiece ‘Joy’ Because Who Needs Acting When You Can Be a Rockstar
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BREAKING: KEANU REEVES Finally Decides to Use His Matrix Money to Fund His Midlife Crisis Band DOGSTAR’s Latest Masterpiece ‘Joy’ Because Who Needs Acting When You Can Be a Rockstar

Chord F. DiscordApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

Get ready to rock, folks! 🤟 Keanu Reeves’ super cool, totally awesome, and not-at-all-trying-too-hard band DOGSTAR is back with a…

Ex-MUSHROOMHEAD Vocalist JEFFREY NOTHING Emerges From Cryogenic Freezer To Announce Comeback Tour Because Clearly The World Was Missing His Unique Brand Of Scream Singing And Also A New Album Called 202SICK Is Coming To Make Your Ears Bleed
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Ex-MUSHROOMHEAD Vocalist JEFFREY NOTHING Emerges From Cryogenic Freezer To Announce Comeback Tour Because Clearly The World Was Missing His Unique Brand Of Scream Singing And Also A New Album Called 202SICK Is Coming To Make Your Ears Bleed

Chord F. DiscordApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news 🤩? After a whole eight years of doing absolutely nothing…

Sting Finally Releases Something That Isn’t a Lonely Echo of His Former Glory Desert Rose ReimaginedBecause You Clearly Weren’t Tired of the Original
Sting has shared the Desert Rose Reimagined EP, featuring three brand new remixes and extended mixes of his crossover single Desert Rose 🌵🎶
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Sting Finally Releases Something That Isn’t a Lonely Echo of His Former Glory Desert Rose ReimaginedBecause You Clearly Weren’t Tired of the Original

Chord F. DiscordApril 8, 2026April 8, 2026

As if we didn’t already have enough of this song stuck in our heads, Sting decided to breathe new life…

BUCKCHERRY Has Already Written Seven Songs For Twelfth Studio Album Because Apparently The World Was Missing More Of Their Unique Brand Of Faceless Hard Rock
**Breaking News: BUCKCHERRY is Back and Ready to Roar (Again)** 🤘🎸
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BUCKCHERRY Has Already Written Seven Songs For Twelfth Studio Album Because Apparently The World Was Missing More Of Their Unique Brand Of Faceless Hard Rock

Chord F. DiscordApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, BUCKCHERRY’s lead vocalist Josh Todd has announced that the band is already working on…

METAL CHURCH’s KURDT VANDERHOOF Totally Not Being Defensive At All Claims Former Members Were Totally Clueless And Shouldve Seen It Coming Duh
Breaking News: Metal Church Lineup Changes - The Drama Continues 🤯
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METAL CHURCH’s KURDT VANDERHOOF Totally Not Being Defensive At All Claims Former Members Were Totally Clueless And Shouldve Seen It Coming Duh

Chord F. DiscordApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Metal Church’s founding guitarist Kurdt Vanderhoof has spoken out about the band’s new lineup,…

FREDDY CRICIEN Spills The Beans On MADBALL’s New Album ‘Not Your Kingdom’ Which Is Definitely Not Going To Change Your Life!
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FREDDY CRICIEN Spills The Beans On MADBALL’s New Album ‘Not Your Kingdom’ Which Is Definitely Not Going To Change Your Life!

Chord F. DiscordApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, MADBALL frontman Freddy Cricien has announced that the band’s upcoming album, “Not Your Kingdom”,…

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