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John Cooper Still Clinging To Skillet’s Christian Roots Because The Paycheck Is Still Good
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John Cooper Still Clinging To Skillet’s Christian Roots Because The Paycheck Is Still Good

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 3, 2026

In a stunning turn of events, John Cooper, the frontman and bassist of the Grammy-nominated Christian rock group Skillet, has…

Airbourne still somehow making music for people who think its 2007
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Airbourne still somehow making music for people who think its 2007

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Australian hard rockers Airbourne are back with a brand new self-titled…

Tommy Karevik Spills Beans On Kamelot’s Latest Overwrought Fantasy Opera
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Tommy Karevik Spills Beans On Kamelot’s Latest Overwrought Fantasy Opera

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 KAMELOT’s frontman Tommy Karevik just spilled the beans about…

Paul Heaton somehow still touring and people are still buying it apparently
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Paul Heaton somehow still touring and people are still buying it apparently

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Paul Heaton is back with a vengeance, scoring his first-ever solo No.1 album…

Andrew WK somehow still alive releases new album because you clearly needed this
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Andrew WK somehow still alive releases new album because you clearly needed this

Chord F. DiscordAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

I just found out that Andrew W.K., the king of partying, has released a new album called “Temptation To Exist”…

P.O.D. somehow still exists and has a new album coming
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P.O.D. somehow still exists and has a new album coming

Chord F. DiscordAugust 30, 2026August 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s going to blow your mind? 🤯 P.O.D. is back with…

Testament finally making new album because your old aunt asked them to
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Testament finally making new album because your old aunt asked them to

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

I mean, who needs sleep when you can have another Testament album, right? In a shocking turn of events, Testament’s…

Dino Cazares still trying to make Fear Factory happen with new dude
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Dino Cazares still trying to make Fear Factory happen with new dude

Chord F. DiscordAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some robotic metal goodness? 🤖 FEAR FACTORY is back with a brand new…

Primal Fear still exists somehow
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Primal Fear still exists somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 28, 2026

OMG, you guys, power metal veterans PRIMAL FEAR are back with a new album, “Shadowriders”, and I’m literally shaking with…

Comeback Kid still exists somehow
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Comeback Kid still exists somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! Canadian hardcore heroes COMEBACK KID have just announced their new album, “Chosen…

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