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Tag: New Music

Greta Van Fleet somehow still exists performs on Jimmy Kimmel
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Greta Van Fleet somehow still exists performs on Jimmy Kimmel

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

I just found out that Greta Van Fleet, the Grammy Award-winning rock band, was the musical guest on Jimmy Kimmel…

Queens Of The Stone Age Drop New Single To Appease Emo Nostalgia Industry
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Queens Of The Stone Age Drop New Single To Appease Emo Nostalgia Industry

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Queens of the Stone Age just dropped a new music video…

Metal Legends Too Old To Tour Without Naps
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Metal Legends Too Old To Tour Without Naps

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2026September 19, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! 🌪️ FORBIDDEN’s bassist Matt Camacho and drummer Chris Kontos are sitting out their upcoming…

Rival Sons taking entire year to make album youll forget in 2028
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Rival Sons taking entire year to make album youll forget in 2028

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2026September 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some actual music news that doesn’t involve a reunion or a farewell tour?…

SLIPKNOT Blesses Us With More Behind-The-Scenes Footage We Never Asked For
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SLIPKNOT Blesses Us With More Behind-The-Scenes Footage We Never Asked For

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2026September 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mediocre music news? 🙄 SLIPKNOT just dropped some behind-the-scenes footage from the…

Anthrax still a band somehow releases new music video
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Anthrax still a band somehow releases new music video

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2026September 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some old-school thrash metal? 🤘 Because ANTHRAX just dropped the official music video…

Zakk Wylde’s entire discography finally owned by a faceless corporate overlords
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Zakk Wylde’s entire discography finally owned by a faceless corporate overlords

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

In a move that’s being hailed as a major milestone in the world of hard rock and metal, MNRK Music…

Chad Gray still touring because your uncle wont stop playing Drowning Pool
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Chad Gray still touring because your uncle wont stop playing Drowning Pool

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 13, 2026September 13, 2026

OH BOY, CHAD GRAY IS TOURING AND I’M SO EXCITED I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MY APATHY 🤷‍♂️. In a move…

Phil Soussan Thrilled To Maybe Possibly Have Found New LAST IN LINE Singer
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Phil Soussan Thrilled To Maybe Possibly Have Found New LAST IN LINE Singer

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

We’re shocked, SHOCKED, to learn that LAST IN LINE has finally found a new singer to replace the departed Andrew…

Bruce Dickinson remixes 25 year old album because you clearly didnt buy it the first time
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Bruce Dickinson remixes 25 year old album because you clearly didnt buy it the first time

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? I can barely contain my enthusiasm… Bruce Dickinson’s 1997 solo…

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