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MagicCon Amsterdam 2026 spills beans on Magic The Gathering and Hobbit tie up chaos
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MagicCon Amsterdam 2026 spills beans on Magic The Gathering and Hobbit tie up chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 18, 2026July 18, 2026

Magic: The Gathering fans are in for a treat with the latest reveals from MagicCon Amsterdam 2026. Wizards of the…

Ralph Norman Seeks to Fill Lindsey Graham’s Oversized Ego Void
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Ralph Norman Seeks to Fill Lindsey Graham’s Oversized Ego Void

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading the news, and I just can’t help but think that the political landscape…

Another farewell tour Soul II Soul cant resist
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Another farewell tour Soul II Soul cant resist

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2026July 18, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a distant memory, Soul II Soul is back, and they’re still bringing the heat. I…

Revolutionary War Mystery Solved With Old Bones
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Revolutionary War Mystery Solved With Old Bones

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. After 246 years, researchers have finally identified the remains of Pvt.…

America’s Free Summer BBQ Fog Rolls On
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America’s Free Summer BBQ Fog Rolls On

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the whole Eastern Seaboard is dealing with…

Larry David Takes Aim at RFK Jr in New Comedy Special
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Larry David Takes Aim at RFK Jr in New Comedy Special

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 18, 2026

The new HBO comedy series Life, Larry, and the Pursuit of Unhappiness has been making waves with its notable guest…

Father Son Bonding Activity Takes Dark Turn In California Forest
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Father Son Bonding Activity Takes Dark Turn In California Forest

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild story out of northern California, where two US Forest Service…

Trump’s Ethics Issues Now Somehow Even More Obvious Somehow
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Trump’s Ethics Issues Now Somehow Even More Obvious Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump and his team are doing…

Korn’s Jonathan Davis Teams With Yoshiki For Classical Freak On Leash
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Korn’s Jonathan Davis Teams With Yoshiki For Classical Freak On Leash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

Korn frontman Jonathan Davis joined Yoshiki at the first of his two-night stand at Walt Disney Concert Hall in Los…

Robert Smith Slams FIFA President Over Historic World Cup Halftime Show
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Robert Smith Slams FIFA President Over Historic World Cup Halftime Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

The Cure’s Robert Smith has expressed his disapproval of the FIFA World Cup Final Halftime Show, which will feature performances…

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