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Take Two CEO Shrugs Off Grand Theft Auto VI Disc Shortage Concerns
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Take Two CEO Shrugs Off Grand Theft Auto VI Disc Shortage Concerns

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Strauss Zelnick, CEO of Rockstar Games parent company Take-Two, has dismissively brushed off questions about the digital-only release of Grand…

Travis Barker Admits He Never Watches The Kardashians Show
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Travis Barker Admits He Never Watches The Kardashians Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

When Travis Barker began dating his now-wife Kourtney Kardashian, he indirectly signed up to be on one of the world’s…

RUSH Reissues Classic Albums 2112 and Greatest Hits on Vinyl
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RUSH Reissues Classic Albums 2112 and Greatest Hits on Vinyl

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

RUSH have announced vinyl reissues of their 1976 album 2112 and their 2003 best-of compilation The Spirit of Radio: Greatest…

THQ Nordic parades its remake cash cow lineup again
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THQ Nordic parades its remake cash cow lineup again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

Another year, another THQ Nordic Showcase, and I’m still trying to figure out how they manage to cram so many…

Chappell Roan Hosts Two Day Fundraiser for Trans Youth and LGBTQ
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Chappell Roan Hosts Two Day Fundraiser for Trans Youth and LGBTQ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Chappell Roan and her nonprofit, The Midwest Princess Project, have announced the singer’s two-day “The Super Graphic Spectacular” fundraiser taking…

Sophia Takes Break from KATSEYE Group
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Sophia Takes Break from KATSEYE Group

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Sophia has become the second member of KATSEYE to take a hiatus from the group, citing her mental health. Back…

Putin Plans Fun NATO Team Building Exercise With Missiles
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Putin Plans Fun NATO Team Building Exercise With Missiles

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest intel on Vladimir Putin, and let me tell you, it’s…

Anthrax Drops New Single Everybody’s Got a Plan
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Anthrax Drops New Single Everybody’s Got a Plan

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Anthrax have released “Everybody’s Got a Plan” as the latest single from their upcoming album, Cursum Perficio, out September 18th…

William Orbit finally ends his farewell tour at 69
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William Orbit finally ends his farewell tour at 69

Chord F. DiscordAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

And so, another music legend has left the building, leaving behind a legacy that will undoubtedly be repackaged and resold…

Kingdom Hearts 4 Hints Abound as Voice Actors Slip Into D23 Lineup
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Kingdom Hearts 4 Hints Abound as Voice Actors Slip Into D23 Lineup

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

The Kingdom Hearts 4 hype train has finally left the station, and I’m not sure if I should be excited…

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