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Because the World Was Missing a Leprechaun Reboot Apparently
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Because the World Was Missing a Leprechaun Reboot Apparently

FinnAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

Lionsgate is once again digging into the depths of its catalog, this time resurrecting the Leprechaun franchise for yet another…

GOP Now Losing Ground In Areas They Used To Own
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GOP Now Losing Ground In Areas They Used To Own

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest polling numbers, and I have to say, it’s a wild…

Delta Flight Makes Sudden U-Turn Due to Mysterious Fumes
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Delta Flight Makes Sudden U-Turn Due to Mysterious Fumes

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Delta flight that had to make an emergency return to Atlanta…

Billy Strings Rocks Helmet Onstage After Onstage Incident
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Billy Strings Rocks Helmet Onstage After Onstage Incident

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2026

Billy Strings isn’t making a career pivot into being a minor league hockey player. He’s just protecting his noggin from…

Madonna Honors Producer William Orbit in Heartfelt Tribute
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Madonna Honors Producer William Orbit in Heartfelt Tribute

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Madonna has penned an emotional tribute to late musician and producer William Orbit, describing him as an inspiration in a…

Taylor Swift Stops Trump from Using Her Songs on TikTok
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Taylor Swift Stops Trump from Using Her Songs on TikTok

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2026

Taylor Swift has moved to block Donald Trump from using her music on TikTok, disabling the audio on a recent…

Morrissey Scraps Vegas Residency Over Logistical Issues
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Morrissey Scraps Vegas Residency Over Logistical Issues

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Morrissey has canceled his upcoming four-night residency at the Wynn Las Vegas due to “unforeseen logistical challenges.” The residency was…

Larry David Claims Responsibility for Obama’s Infamous Tan Suit Debacle
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Larry David Claims Responsibility for Obama’s Infamous Tan Suit Debacle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

In case you forgot that Barack Obama is an executive producer on Life, Larry, and the Pursuit of Unhappiness, the…

Heart Wraps First Studio Album In Over Ten Years
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Heart Wraps First Studio Album In Over Ten Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Heart have put the finishing touches on their first album in more than a decade. Guitarist Nancy Wilson has revealed…

Pentagon Takes Away Former Air Force Secretary’s Spy Stuff Privileges
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Pentagon Takes Away Former Air Force Secretary’s Spy Stuff Privileges

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at the Pentagon, folks. It seems that former Air Force…

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