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Outside Lands 2026 Livestream Set for Amazon Music Debut
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Outside Lands 2026 Livestream Set for Amazon Music Debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Outside Lands returns to San Francisco’s Golden Gate Park this weekend, and fans unable to attend the sold-out festival can…

Kit Connor Joins MCU as New Cyclops
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Kit Connor Joins MCU as New Cyclops

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Professor X’s mansion is getting more full by the minute: Deadline reports that Kit Connor is being considered for the…

DIIV Drops New Album ZIRP And Debut Single The Fountain
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DIIV Drops New Album ZIRP And Debut Single The Fountain

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Brooklyn shoegaze vets DIIV have officially detailed ZIRP!, their upcoming fifth studio album, which was produced by A.G. Cook. The…

Phoebe Bridgers Launches Immersive Lost Weekend Planetarium Show
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Phoebe Bridgers Launches Immersive Lost Weekend Planetarium Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Phoebe Bridgers is set to release her new album, Lost Weekend, with a series of immersive listening events at planetariums…

Jim Carrey to Star in New Jetsons Live Action Film
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Jim Carrey to Star in New Jetsons Live Action Film

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Warner Bros. Discovery has confirmed that a live-action version of the 1960s animated series The Jetsons, starring Jim Carrey, is…

Trump Buddies Rejoice: Media Monopoly Now Totally Fine Apparently
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Trump Buddies Rejoice: Media Monopoly Now Totally Fine Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The FCC voted to remove the cap on TV station ownership…

Ghost Recon turns 25 with a last rites update how fitting
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Ghost Recon turns 25 with a last rites update how fitting

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 7, 2026

Ubisoft is throwing a 25th-anniversary party for the Ghost Recon series, and you’re invited, whether you like it or not.…

GTA VI preview hijacked by Netflix in cringeworthy marketing ploy
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GTA VI preview hijacked by Netflix in cringeworthy marketing ploy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 7, 2026

Because what every gamer wants is more waiting, Rockstar Games has decided to give us a sneak peek at Grand…

Mötley Crüe Uses Backing Tracks Live On Stage
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Mötley Crüe Uses Backing Tracks Live On Stage

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Mötley Crüe bassist Nikki Sixx has responded to the claims that the band uses backing tracks live, admitting they do…

Pentatonix Sets 2026 Christmas in the City Tour Dates
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Pentatonix Sets 2026 Christmas in the City Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Pentatonix are back with the 2026 iteration of their holiday “Christmas in the City Tour.” The North American arena run…

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