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Joker And Harley Quinn Wreak Havoc In Latest LEGO Batman Cash Grab
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Joker And Harley Quinn Wreak Havoc In Latest LEGO Batman Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some more LEGO Batman action? I sure hope so, because Warner Bros. Games just…

Spider-Man fans can now shell out for a web-tastic overpriced gaming throne
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Spider-Man fans can now shell out for a web-tastic overpriced gaming throne

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Spider-Man is everywhere, and now he’s taking over your gaming setup, because of course he is. After the beautifully done…

Miko Credits Kany García For Queer Visibility In Latin Music Scene
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Miko Credits Kany García For Queer Visibility In Latin Music Scene

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026

Young Miko has reflected on the importance of seeing queer representation in Latin music early in her career, pointing to…

Rupert Grint Reprises Ron Weasley Role in Cursed Child
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Rupert Grint Reprises Ron Weasley Role in Cursed Child

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026

Rupert Grint will return to the role of Ron Weasley in the Broadway production of Harry Potter and the Cursed…

Rocky Horror Icon Tim Curry Dies at 80
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Rocky Horror Icon Tim Curry Dies at 80

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026

Tim Curry, the English actor most widely known for his portrayal of Dr. Frank-N-Furter in The Rocky Horror Picture Show,…

China Accused of Spying on Basically Everyone Everywhere
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China Accused of Spying on Basically Everyone Everywhere

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this latest news from CNN. Apparently, US officials…

Kennedy Center Faces Possible Demolition Under Trump Administration Review
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Kennedy Center Faces Possible Demolition Under Trump Administration Review

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026

The Trump administration has raised the prospect of demolishing the Kennedy Center if the president is prevented from carrying out…

Dolly Parton Covers Led Zeppelins Iconic Stairway to Heaven
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Dolly Parton Covers Led Zeppelins Iconic Stairway to Heaven

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026

Following the news of the legendary Dolly Parton’s passing at the age of 80 on Tuesday, a spotlight has shined…

Xbox and IKEA merge to create gaming furniture abominations
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Xbox and IKEA merge to create gaming furniture abominations

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Because who needs actual games when you can buy overpriced furniture to match your gaming setup, am I right? At…

Jelly Roll Stands by Trump Jokes in New Interview
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Jelly Roll Stands by Trump Jokes in New Interview

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026

Jelly Roll has addressed the backlash over his recent jokes about Donald Trump during his guest-hosting appearance on Jimmy Kimmel…

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