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Platner’s Campaign Quietly Folding Like a Cheap Lawn Chair
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Platner’s Campaign Quietly Folding Like a Cheap Lawn Chair

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Graham Platner, the Senate candidate from…

Squirrel Flower Drops New Singles Not Me and Sick Tooth
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Squirrel Flower Drops New Singles Not Me and Sick Tooth

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Squirrel Flower has released a duo of new singles, “Not Me” and “Sick Tooth,” from her forthcoming album, Say a…

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Wedding Merch Hits Market
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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Wedding Merch Hits Market

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

If you weren’t invited to the recent nuptials between Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, you can now buy your own…

King Gizzard Unleashes Alien Metal Techno Album Soon
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King Gizzard Unleashes Alien Metal Techno Album Soon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard have announced their new album, Alien Metal. Previewing the record, the psychedelic jam band…

Interpol Drops New Track Iron City Now Streaming
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Interpol Drops New Track Iron City Now Streaming

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Interpol have shared “Iron City,” the latest single from their forthcoming eighth studio album, This Mirror Weighs a Ton. Following…

Trump Still Obsessed With Communism Apparently
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Trump Still Obsessed With Communism Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

So, I was reading this article on CNN, sipping my coffee, and I just about spit it out when I…

Emmy Nominations 2026 Revealed Live Now
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Emmy Nominations 2026 Revealed Live Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

The 2026 Emmy Awards nominations have the chance to represent a wide swath of series, including a mix of returning…

Charles Barkley Ditches Taylor Swifts Wedding for Golf
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Charles Barkley Ditches Taylor Swifts Wedding for Golf

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

A whole lot of people attended Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding. Despite getting an invitation, Charles Barkley was not…

The Sopranos: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with Your Life Than Watch a Bunch of Old Mafia Guys Whine About Their Feelings in Glorious 4K Ultra HD
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The Sopranos: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with Your Life Than Watch a Bunch of Old Mafia Guys Whine About Their Feelings in Glorious 4K Ultra HD

FinnJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

The most epic news ever! 🤩 Fans of the most iconic TV drama of all time, The Sopranos, can now…

Billion Dollar Lawsuit Against Washington Post Gets Swift Kick
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Billion Dollar Lawsuit Against Washington Post Gets Swift Kick

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about another lawsuit involving President Donald Trump, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

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