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Gaming Genius Strikes Again: Fortnite Arcade Mode ώ
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Gaming Genius Strikes Again: Fortnite Arcade Mode ώ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

In a move that’s equal parts genius and desperation, Epic Games is bringing an arcade to Battle Island in Fortnite…

Foo Fighters Join AC/DC for One Night Only Gig
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Foo Fighters Join AC/DC for One Night Only Gig

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

AC/DC needed a new support act for their September 8th show in St. Louis, as the tour’s regular opener The…

Fontaines D.C. Unveil New Track Marianne At BBC Maida Vale
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Fontaines D.C. Unveil New Track Marianne At BBC Maida Vale

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

Fontaines D.C. performed at the last-ever Maida Vale session for BBC Radio 6, giving their new song “Marianne” its debut.…

Hoosiers Still Waiting for Power Because Storms are the Worst
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Hoosiers Still Waiting for Power Because Storms are the Worst

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the devastating storms in northwest Indiana, where tens of thousands of people…

Mariah Carey Reissues Glitter Album For 25th Anniversary
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Mariah Carey Reissues Glitter Album For 25th Anniversary

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

Marayah Carey is marking 25 years of Glitter with an expanded reissue of her once-maligned 2001 album, due October 30th…

Benji Webbe’s 18 Grandkids Somehow Still Not Tired Of Him
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Benji Webbe’s 18 Grandkids Somehow Still Not Tired Of Him

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

I just spit out my beer when I heard that Benji Webbe, the legendary frontman of Skindred, has a whopping…

Melania Trump apparently has better things to do now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Melania Trump apparently has better things to do now

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Melania Trump’s latest initiative, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

Get Ready for the Most Thrilling 5 Minutes of Your Life Watching the Trailer for Slow Horses Season 6 That Youve Been Waiting Your Whole Life For
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Get Ready for the Most Thrilling 5 Minutes of Your Life Watching the Trailer for Slow Horses Season 6 That Youve Been Waiting Your Whole Life For

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🎉 Apple TV just dropped the trailer for season…

Trump Tightens Screws On Iran’s Economy Somehow Still Losing
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Tightens Screws On Iran’s Economy Somehow Still Losing

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The situation with Iran and the United States is getting more…

Bad Bunny Sells Out Puerto Rico Tour Finale In Minutes
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Bad Bunny Sells Out Puerto Rico Tour Finale In Minutes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026

Bad Bunny has sold out the final two shows of his “DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS World Tour” in Puerto Rico…

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