Crypto Bro Gets Pardoned, Trump Claims Ignorance: A Comedy in One Act
Another day, another deep state conspiracy thwarted by our glorious President Trump! This time, it’s about the pardon of crypto…
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Dragon Quest’s Yuji Horii Gets a Pat on the Back From Japan (Finally!)
So, like, this Yuji Horii dude? 👴 Apparently, he’s the FIRST EVER game designer in Japan 🇯🇵 to get some…
Air Traffic Controllers vs Government Shutdown: A Hilarious (Not Really) Disaster
Fake News CNN at it again, folks! They’re interviewing some has-been “expert” about air traffic control during the government shutdown…
Lucca Comics & Games 2025: 280K Nerds Can’t Be Wrong (Probably)
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Lucca Comics & Games 2025 just wrapped up, and let me tell you, it was…
Fortnite’s Simpsons Collab: Prepare for Yellow Mayhem and Questionable Content
Well, well, well, look who finally crawled out of their basements 🙄! Epic Games, in their infinite wisdom (or lack…
Riftbound: Yet ANOTHER Card Game Attempts to Steal Your Money Today
Okay, gamers, gather ’round because Riot Games, bless their hearts 🙄, decided to yank us all back to the Stone…
“We Did It All For You,” New World Devs Cry in Farewell Note Hidden in Final Update (LOL!)
🤣 Oh no, the poor, poor *New World: Aeternum* is getting the axe! 🪓 Who could have possibly seen this…
Exit Polls: Or How We Pretend to Know What People Are Thinking Before They Even Vote | CNN Politics
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re teaming up with their usual liberal buddies to conduct “exit polls”…
Goldman CEO Doesn’t Get Why You’re Crying About AI Stealing Your Useless Job
Oh, the horror! Those latte-sipping, avocado-toast-eating liberals are about to lose their precious white-collar jobs to AI! Finally, some good…
Trump’s Brain Already Plotting 2022 Shenanigans While America’s Still Recovering From Tuesday’s Clusterfuck
President Trump, fresh off another landslide victory, is already eyeing the 2026 midterms with a healthy dose of skepticism, because,…