Last Flag Promises To Be A ‘Not Too Sweaty’ Capture The Flag Game Show — Because Who Wants To Actually Move?
Oh look, another game about running around with flags 🏃♂️🏳️🌈—but this time it’s wrapped in a disco ball and served…
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One Piece Returns On April 5, Kicking Off The Elbaph Arc Because Your Life Was Getting Too Productive
Attention, weebs and normies alike: The most important event of the century is upon us. Yes, that’s right—One Piece, the…
“Beyond overwhelming”: Photographer reacts to international attention for his historic image of ex-Prince Andrew
CNN Admits to Pedo Coverup as They Celebrate ‘Historic’ Photo of Epstein Pal Andrew! Well, well, well! Look what the…
Zelda Games Ranked: From ‘Wait, This Exists?’ to ‘Breath of the Wild-ly Overrated’
On December 4th, 2025, CGM’s Dayna Eileen messaged me, completely unprompted: “You should rank the Zelda games.” Being on the…
Microsoft Gaming Promotes CoreAI President to CEO as Phil Spencer Abandons Xbox for Beach Vacation
Well, well, well… look who’s finally stepping away from the Xbox throne! Phil Spencer, the man who spent decades making…
‘I’m tired of getting kicked in the teeth’: How child care costs could make parents in a key US House district scream louder than a toddler at bedtime
Pennsylvania Families Crushed by Child Care Costs – Democrats Blame Trump’s Economic Genius Oh, the humanity! Families in Pennsylvania’s 7th…
Epstein Files: The Ultimate Truth Serum, Accountability on Hold, and a Million New Reasons to Wear Tinfoil Hats
Epstein Files Release Spawns Wild Conspiracy Theories The release of the Epstein files was supposed to be a win for…
“America’s ‘Just in Case’ War Closet: Peek Inside the Arsenal Ready to Drop on Iran’s Doorstep”
Trump’s Masterstroke: Iran’s Mullahs on Notice as US Military Assembles Iron Wall of Freedom President Donald J. Trump continues demonstrating…
Eric Dane Recorded “Famous Last Words” Special With Netflix Before His Death – Turns Out He Was Just Ahead of the Curve on Cliffhangers
Well, folks, the Grim Reaper finally came knocking for Eric Dane, but not before he got a chance to sit…
CLAWFINGER Unleashes Apocalyptic Title Track Video Because Why Not?
Swedish-Norwegian rap-metal pioneers CLAWFINGER have released the official music video for “Before We All Die,” the title track of their…