DEATH ANGEL Drops New Single ‘Wrath (Bring Fire)’ – Is It Hot or Just Lukewarm
Wow, hold onto your dentures, folks!๐ต๐ด The geriatrics of thrash metal, DEATH ANGEL, bless their ancient souls, have finally cranked…
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Hegseth Throws Military Officials in the Congressional Mosh Pit Without Permission: A CNN Political Clown Show
Another day, another deep state attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump! Now they’re whining that Secretary of Defense Hegseth…
Is China PWNING the US in a Totally Epic Trade War? Data Dumps Incoming!
Fake News CNN at it Again! They’re trying to make President Trump’s masterful trade negotiations with China look bad, but…
Eric Adams’ Questionable Canal Street Hustle: Comedians Roast the Possibility
Another week, another desperate attempt by the liberal media to make our great Mayor Eric Adams look bad! They can’t…
OMG! White House throws epic tantrum, bans reporters from playing in ะฟัะตัั secretary’s sandbox
Of course, the Fake News media is whining again! Now they’re crying because President Trump is restricting their access to…
Oh great, you leech off SNAP? Tell us how screwed your freeloading family will be when the gravy train stops | CNN
Oh no, not the SNAP benefits! Looks like the socialist Democrats are at it again, trying to scare everyone with…
Capcom Milks Resident Evil Requiem for All It’s Worth With a Ridiculous Switch 2 Pro Controller and Useless Amiibo on Launch
OMG! Capcom is STILL milking the Resident Evil cow ๐! They’re supposedly delivering ALL the things for the Nintendo Switch…
Luke Bryan’s Guide to Handling Grief: Treat Her Like She’s Still Hogging the TV Remote
Oh, CNN, always bringing us the hard-hitting news! Ashley Judd needs to “heal trauma” to grieve her mother? Sounds like…
Immigration Judge Shows Mercy on Chicago Dad Whose Kid Has the Big C
Another sob story from the liberal media! They parade this poor illegal immigrant around because his daughter has cancer. And…
OMG! Apple Accidentally Leaks iPhone 17 Sales Data (Spoiler: It’s Doomed)
Oh, the Deep State’s favorite fruit peddler, Apple, released their quarterly earnings, and you won’t believe the spin they’re trying…