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Julian Casablancas Clarifies American Zionists Remarks
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Julian Casablancas Clarifies American Zionists Remarks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2026

Julian Casablancas added more heat to his hottest take that privileged, white “American Zionist” talk like they’re “Black people during…

Paul McCartney Rocks Taylor Swifts Stage with Beatles Classic
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Paul McCartney Rocks Taylor Swifts Stage with Beatles Classic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2026

Paul McCartney reportedly gave Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce a unique wedding gift: the first live performance of “I Want…

Because What July 4th Needs Is More Gunfire Apparently
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Because What July 4th Needs Is More Gunfire Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest shooting in Brooklyn, and I just can’t help but think,…

Jodie Foster Thinks Brad Pitts F1 Film Used AI Technology
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Jodie Foster Thinks Brad Pitts F1 Film Used AI Technology

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2026

Jodie Foster apparently watched last year’s Brad Pitt-starring racing drama F1 and had one immediate thought: AI wrote this, didn’t…

Woman Rows Really Far Across Ocean Apparently
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Woman Rows Really Far Across Ocean Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Kelsey Pfendler’s record-breaking journey from California to Hawaii. This lady is a…

Shakira and FIFA Unite for Venezuela Earthquake Aid Effort
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Shakira and FIFA Unite for Venezuela Earthquake Aid Effort

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026

Shakira is the latest superstar musician to contribute to the ongoing Venezuela earthquake relief efforts. In a new announcement video,…

Pelosi’s Husband Somehow Manages to Find Trouble in California Again
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Pelosi’s Husband Somehow Manages to Find Trouble in California Again

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Paul Pelosi, the 86-year-old husband of former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who…

Uncle Acid Claim Damon Albarn Cut Their Roskilde Set Short Suddenly
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Uncle Acid Claim Damon Albarn Cut Their Roskilde Set Short Suddenly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026

As it turns out, not everyone on Planet Earth adores Gorillaz. UK psych-doom outfit Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats have…

Frosthaven Finally Escapes Endless Early Access Purgatory
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Frosthaven Finally Escapes Endless Early Access Purgatory

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, the iconic board game FROSTHAVEN now has an official release date…

Because What Games Need Is Overpriced Concerts Now
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Because What Games Need Is Overpriced Concerts Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Game Science is taking the Black Myth: Wukong show on the…

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