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Rob Reiner Slams Trump in Posthumous TV Guest Spot
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Rob Reiner Slams Trump in Posthumous TV Guest Spot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

The final sketch of Life, Larry, and the Pursuit of Unhappiness’ second episode featured some big deal guest stars alongside…

Bale and DiCaprio Star in Heat 2 This Fall
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Bale and DiCaprio Star in Heat 2 This Fall

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

Michael Mann is finally set to begin production on Heat 2 this fall, with an all-star cast led by Christian…

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Apparently Human Beings Too
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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Apparently Human Beings Too

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest celebrity news, and it seems like Taylor Swift has finally…

Nikki Sixx somehow didnt die
Breaking News: Nikki Sixx Celebrates 25 Years of Not Being a Hot Mess 🎉
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Nikki Sixx somehow didnt die

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…

Travis Swift and Travis Kelce Tie Knot with Adam Sandler Officiating
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Travis Swift and Travis Kelce Tie Knot with Adam Sandler Officiating

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce were officially married Friday in a ceremony officiated by Adam Sandler. The news was confirmed…

Mexico and South Korea’s Adorable World Cup Bromance Lives On
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Mexico and South Korea’s Adorable World Cup Bromance Lives On

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the unlikely friendship between Mexican and Korean World Cup fans, and…

Texas Fair Delayed Because Heat
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Texas Fair Delayed Because Heat

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my morning coffee, reading about the heat wave that’s got the eastern United States in…

DEVO’s Gerald Casale Tackles Trump in New July 4th Music Video
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DEVO’s Gerald Casale Tackles Trump in New July 4th Music Video

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

Gerald Casale, co-founder of DEVO, is set to release a video on the 250th birthday of the United States that…

Flo Rida Packs Fair with Mostly White Audience
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Flo Rida Packs Fair with Mostly White Audience

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

Flo Rida, the only performer left from an original announcement of the Great American State Fair lineup, took the stage…

Nostalgia Whoring Peaks with Fortnite Neopets Cash Grab
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Nostalgia Whoring Peaks with Fortnite Neopets Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Epic Games has decided to bring a piece of nostalgia to…

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