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Nostalgia Whoring Peaks with Fortnite Neopets Cash Grab
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Nostalgia Whoring Peaks with Fortnite Neopets Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Epic Games has decided to bring a piece of nostalgia to…

Trump Tries to Read Second Grade Level Book
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Trump Tries to Read Second Grade Level Book

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

I say this with some sincerity: I am not actually sure if Donald Trump knows how to read. Sure, he…

Madonna’s alleged final Confessions redux because you clearly didnt buy it the first time
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Madonna’s alleged final Confessions redux because you clearly didnt buy it the first time

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Madonna is back, and I’m not surprised. Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. The Queen of Pop has returned…

Dolly Parton Gets 2 Million Boost From Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce
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Dolly Parton Gets 2 Million Boost From Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

Dolly Parton has publicly thanked Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce for their $2 million donation to her Imagination Library. The…

Steam Machine Users Delighted by New Red glow of Impending Doom
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Steam Machine Users Delighted by New Red glow of Impending Doom

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Oh joy, another hardware launch, another chance for our favorite companies to disappoint us with subpar quality control. The Steam…

Black Flag Hits The Road With New Gen Z Era Lineup
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Black Flag Hits The Road With New Gen Z Era Lineup

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

The newest iteration of Black Flag have announced their first coast-to-coast US tour, set to stretch from the summer to…

Bob Vylan Hits BBC with Defamation Suit Over Glastonbury Incident
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Bob Vylan Hits BBC with Defamation Suit Over Glastonbury Incident

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

Bob Vylan are suing the BBC for defamation, alleging the British broadcaster unjustly labeled them as antisemitic after a Glastonbury…

Rico Nasty Unveils New Album RX And Single Cupcake
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Rico Nasty Unveils New Album RX And Single Cupcake

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

Rico Nasty has announced her fourth studio album, RX, due out July 24th. The Maryland rapper has also revealed the…

Gary Glitter Faces New Sexual Offense Charges From 1970s Allegations
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Gary Glitter Faces New Sexual Offense Charges From 1970s Allegations

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

Gary Glitter, the disgraced and imprisoned English glam-rock star, was charged on Thursday by British authorities with new sexual misconduct…

NY Mayor Zohran Mamdani Shares His Top Taylor Swift Picks
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NY Mayor Zohran Mamdani Shares His Top Taylor Swift Picks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

Taylor Swift fans are legion, so it’s no surprise that New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani has counted himself among…

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