Billionaire Musk survives solely on government handouts somehow
Oh, great, just what we needed, another bunch of fake news outlets spewing their liberal propaganda about our beloved President…
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Finally, America’s great again, consumer sentiment somehow magically rises
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…
Trump-hating RINOs tremble before Trump’s genius Iran plan
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved…
Tanks in Cushing Oklahoma are almost empty what a wonderful failure
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swampy waters of Washington D.C., where the fake news media…
ICE does its job in Baltimore, libs freak out somehow
Oh, great, another newsarticle trying to trash our beloved President Donald Trump, the best thing that’s happened to this country…
Xbox to Finally Release Console That Will Definitely Not Catch on Fire and Only Occasionally Freeze in 2027 Maybe Possibly Hopefully
Big News, Folks! 🚨 XBOX is Having a Major Meltdown 🤯 and We Can’t Look Away 🍿. It seems like…
The Elder Scrolls 6 Is Definitely Not Vaporware and Will Totally Be Released Before the Heat Death of the Universe According to XBOX CCO Matt Booty Who Definitely Isn’t Just Trying to Get You to Buy an XBOX
It’s finally been eight whole years since XBOX announced The Elder Scrolls 6 at E3 2018, and we’ve got a…
5 Super Obvious Ways to Save Money on Gaming That You Definitely Haven’t Already Thought Of Because You’re Clearly a Responsible Adult Who Doesn’t Spend All Their Paycheck on Loot Boxes
Gamers are spending more than ever, but who needs personal financial responsibility, right? 🤑 According to Circana, total U.S. video…
AOC’s pathetic presidential pipe dream begins with road test farce
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be talking about the latest…
Fake news inflation worst in three years allegedly
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, is still…