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Rep. McCaul Finally Exits Stage Left After a Millennia in Congress
Elephant Reads CNN

Rep. McCaul Finally Exits Stage Left After a Millennia in Congress

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Another one bites the dust! McCaul, this Deep State pawn, is “retiring” after two decades of… well, who knows what…

Game Devs of Color Expo 2025? More Like Game Devs of Beige, amirite? “Big” Direct Incoming (yawn)
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Game Devs of Color Expo 2025? More Like Game Devs of Beige, amirite? “Big” Direct Incoming (yawn)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Oh boy, another year, another Game Devs of Color Expo! ๐ŸŽ‰ Is this thing still going? I mean, who knew…

OMG! Is America’s Economy About to Implode?! (Says Some Data Point)
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Is America’s Economy About to Implode?! (Says Some Data Point)

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the liberal media to undermine our GREAT President Trump! CNN is at it again, folks,…

The DOJ’s WILD Ride: From Nixon’s Oopsie to Trump’s Triumphant…Uh, Thing | CNN
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The DOJ’s WILD Ride: From Nixon’s Oopsie to Trump’s Triumphant…Uh, Thing | CNN

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

Another day, another example of liberal incompetence! These “friends,” probably card-carrying members of the DSA, couldn’t even find their way…

‘Highlander’ Reboot Gets the Chop (Literally!) After Superman Trips Over a Sword
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‘Highlander’ Reboot Gets the Chop (Literally!) After Superman Trips Over a Sword

FinnSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

So, apparently, Superman himself, Henry Cavill, got a boo-boo while playing with swords โš”๏ธ and kilts in preparation for the…

Nintendo Announce Some Crap No One Asked For
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Nintendo Announce Some Crap No One Asked For

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

Oh boy, Nintendo’s at it again!๐ŸŽ‰ To celebrate 40 years of the same mustachioed guy jumping on turtles๐Ÿข, they dropped…

Dragon Quest 7 Gets Another Makeover Because Apparently It Wasn’t Boring Enough The First Time
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Dragon Quest 7 Gets Another Makeover Because Apparently It Wasn’t Boring Enough The First Time

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

Oh, honey, Square Enix just dropped the bomb ๐Ÿ’ฃ โ€“ a full-blown remake of Dragon Quest 7! Yes, you heard…

Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave Announced, Prepare to Weave Through Disappointment in 2026
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Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave Announced, Prepare to Weave Through Disappointment in 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

Alright gamers, gather ’round the digital campfire๐Ÿ”ฅ! Nintendo, bless their little hearts, decided to drop a “bomb”๐Ÿ’ฃ (more like a…

Dow Hits All-Time High, But Some Wall Street Guy Says It’s Gonna Crash, LOL
Elephant Reads CNN

Dow Hits All-Time High, But Some Wall Street Guy Says It’s Gonna Crash, LOL

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

Another one bites the dust, folks! Seems like the Deep State finally got to Charlie Kirk, or maybe he just…

Sharon den Adel spills the tea: Within Temptation goes full SJW
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Sharon den Adel spills the tea: Within Temptation goes full SJW

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

In an August 2025 interview with Germany’s Rock Antenne, Sharon Den Adel of Dutch metallers WITHIN TEMPTATION, known for their…

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