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Helldivers 2: Witness the Clankers Get Clapped (and Everything’s Still Burning)
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Helldivers 2: Witness the Clankers Get Clapped (and Everything’s Still Burning)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 4, 2025December 4, 2025

Alright, listen up, ya filthy casuals! Helldivers 2, the only game that matters (according to me, and I’m always right),…

Nickelodeon’s Sliming Its Way Into Fortnite, Bringing Back That One Guy You Forgot Existed
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Nickelodeon’s Sliming Its Way Into Fortnite, Bringing Back That One Guy You Forgot Existed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 4, 2025December 4, 2025

Oh, great, ANOTHER collab! 🙄 Fortnite, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), is apparently dragging Nickelodeon’s *Danny Phantom* into…

Swallow the Sun Bio: Now in English (ish) – Preorder Before We Change Our Minds
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Swallow the Sun Bio: Now in English (ish) – Preorder Before We Change Our Minds

Chord F. DiscordDecember 4, 2025December 4, 2025

OMG! 😱 Prepare yourselves, metalheads, for the most groundbreaking, earth-shattering news of the century! Century Media Records is proud to…

Trump Says He’s Cool With Dropping More Bombs on Alleged Drug Boats, Because Why Not
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Trump Says He’s Cool With Dropping More Bombs on Alleged Drug Boats, Because Why Not

Big ElephantDecember 3, 2025December 3, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump in the War on Drugs! Those pathetic drug smugglers thought they could sneak…

“Totally Disgusted” Cries Victim After Trump Lets Rich Guy Who Probably Deserved It Off the Hook, CNN Reports (Obviously)
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

“Totally Disgusted” Cries Victim After Trump Lets Rich Guy Who Probably Deserved It Off the Hook, CNN Reports (Obviously)

Big ElephantDecember 3, 2025December 3, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re clutching their pearls because President Trump, the greatest negotiator this country…

OMG! Bone Temple Trailer: Dr. Kelson vs Jimmy Crystal – 28 Years of Awkwardness
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OMG! Bone Temple Trailer: Dr. Kelson vs Jimmy Crystal – 28 Years of Awkwardness

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 3, 2025December 3, 2025

OMG! 😱 Sony Pictures just dropped the *second* trailer for 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple, and let’s be real,…

Samsung’s Atomic Move: Melds Fallout Wasteland with Your Couch Potato Existence
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Samsung’s Atomic Move: Melds Fallout Wasteland with Your Couch Potato Existence

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 3, 2025December 3, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🤩 Samsung, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just a desperate attempt to stay…

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Cast? More Like “Expedition Who?” Nobody Cares, Says Cox In Mo-Cap Snub
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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Cast? More Like “Expedition Who?” Nobody Cares, Says Cox In Mo-Cap Snub

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 3, 2025December 3, 2025

OMG! 😱 Charlie Cox, bless his heart, thinks the jiggly dudes in motion capture suits deserve some credit for Clair…

GOP Senator Thinks Hegseth Is Either a Big Fat Liar or Just Plain Dumb, LOL
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Senator Thinks Hegseth Is Either a Big Fat Liar or Just Plain Dumb, LOL

Big ElephantDecember 3, 2025December 3, 2025

Another day, another Deep State conspiracy! These RINO Republicans and the radical Democrats are at it again, folks, trying to…

Republicans Hilariously Backpedal Faster Than a Roadrunner on the Double-Tap Debacle | CNN Politics
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Republicans Hilariously Backpedal Faster Than a Roadrunner on the Double-Tap Debacle | CNN Politics

Big ElephantDecember 3, 2025December 3, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The liberal media (aka CNN, or as I like to call them, the Communist News…

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