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Trump Mulls Booting Pirro Over Reflecting Pool Fiasco Because Why Not
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Trump Mulls Booting Pirro Over Reflecting Pool Fiasco Because Why Not

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump considering removing Jeanine Pirro, the US attorney for the District…

Slipknot Finally Fires Guy Who Wore Mask With Least Effort
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Slipknot Finally Fires Guy Who Wore Mask With Least Effort

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Oh boy, it’s official: Sid Wilson, aka #0, is out of Slipknot! 🚫 I mean, it’s not like we didn’t…

Kylie Cantrall Hits Road with Valley Girl Problems Tour
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Kylie Cantrall Hits Road with Valley Girl Problems Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

Kylie Cantrall has announced β€œThe Valley Girl Problems Tour,” her first headlining run, for fall 2026. The 15-date North American…

Dave Grohl Tries To Buy His Way Into Heaven By Offering To Pay For Reed Mullin’s Rehab
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Dave Grohl Tries To Buy His Way Into Heaven By Offering To Pay For Reed Mullin’s Rehab

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some feels? πŸ˜” Because I just got done reading an interview with Pepper…

Luke Steele Talks AI Empowering Artists With The Right Skills
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Luke Steele Talks AI Empowering Artists With The Right Skills

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

Empire of the Sun singer Luke Steele has shared his thoughts on the use of Artificial Intelligence (AI) in music,…

Lollapalooza Attendee Throws Bag of Urine into Crowd
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Lollapalooza Attendee Throws Bag of Urine into Crowd

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

Lollapalooza 2026 has had its fair share of interesting moments, and one incident in particular has caught the attention of…

Game Engines Humming Away Unseen Like Publishers Greed
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Game Engines Humming Away Unseen Like Publishers Greed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

The tech behind online gaming is a marvel, but let’s not forget who’s really driving this train: our collective desire…

Massive Attack Speak Out After Singapore Show Ban Over Flag Incident
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Massive Attack Speak Out After Singapore Show Ban Over Flag Incident

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

Massive Attack have posted an Instagram statement saying they were β€œsurprised and disappointed” by their treatment at the hands of…

Dave Bautista Eyes Lead Role in Prime Videos God of War Series
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Dave Bautista Eyes Lead Role in Prime Videos God of War Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

Prime Video’s recent TV adaptation of the God of War video games recently hit a snag when original series star…

Lollapalooza 2026 Erupts with Lesbian Mud Wrestling Chaos
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Lollapalooza 2026 Erupts with Lesbian Mud Wrestling Chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

On Saturday, day three of Lollapalooza 2026 faced weather delays due to heavy rain. Once the doors finally opened at…

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