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Slipknot Cuts Ties With Sid Wilson
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Slipknot Cuts Ties With Sid Wilson

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 1, 2026

Slipknot have fired longtime band member Sid Wilson, according to TMZ. If confirmed, it would mark the end of a…

AVENGED SEVENFOLD Ditches Labels Because Who Needs Healthcare Anyway
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AVENGED SEVENFOLD Ditches Labels Because Who Needs Healthcare Anyway

Chord F. DiscordAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Avenged Sevenfold’s M. Shadows just announced that the band is done with record labels,…

Pilates studio owner trades core strength for mountain of problems
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Pilates studio owner trades core strength for mountain of problems

Big ElephantAugust 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sarah Mallory Geis, a Pilates studio owner from San Antonio, Texas, who…

Slipknot Finally Fires Guy Who Spins Around In Circle
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Slipknot Finally Fires Guy Who Spins Around In Circle

Chord F. DiscordAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my favorite Slipknot t-shirt and I’m still trying to process the news that…

Olivia Rodrigo Joins Smashing Pumpials at Lollapalooza
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Olivia Rodrigo Joins Smashing Pumpials at Lollapalooza

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Olivia Rodrigo joined The Smashing Pumpkins on stage at Lollapalooza in Chicago’s Grant Park on Friday night for a performance…

MSI Unleashes Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End, Bringing Anime-Inspired Flair to PC Hardware Scene
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MSI Unleashes Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End, Bringing Anime-Inspired Flair to PC Hardware Scene

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

MSI and Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End have joined forces to create a lineup of anime-inspired hardware that’s actually worth getting…

W.A.S.P. Still Exists And Has New Music Coming Eventually Maybe
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W.A.S.P. Still Exists And Has New Music Coming Eventually Maybe

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 W.A.S.P. is working on new music! 🎸 I know,…

Billionaires Explain How They Made More Billions Somehow Again
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Billionaires Explain How They Made More Billions Somehow Again

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s about Situational Awareness, a multibillion-dollar hedge fund that has…

Silvertomb Unleashes New Single Ahead Of Forthcoming Album Release
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Silvertomb Unleashes New Single Ahead Of Forthcoming Album Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Silvertomb, the band led by singer-guitarist Kenny Hickey and drummer Johnny Kelly, each formerly of both Type O Negative and…

Massive Attack Banned in Singapore Over Palestinian Flag Incident
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Massive Attack Banned in Singapore Over Palestinian Flag Incident

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Two members of Massive Attack have been barred from re-entering Singapore after the trip-hop pioneers reportedly shouted “Free Palestine” and…

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