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Oh Joy Another Movie Where Alexander Skarsgård Gets to Run Around Half Naked as a Wicker Man
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Oh Joy Another Movie Where Alexander Skarsgård Gets to Run Around Half Naked as a Wicker Man

FinnJuly 30, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, life-changing, and utterly ridiculous movie trailer of the year? 🤣…

Boy George Exits Jesus Christ Superstar Amid Controversy
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Boy George Exits Jesus Christ Superstar Amid Controversy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

Boy George has been pulled from his role in a London production of Jesus Christ Superstar days before his debut…

Stupid Never Dies slated for October with obligatory DLC and cash-grab editions
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Stupid Never Dies slated for October with obligatory DLC and cash-grab editions

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

It’s time to get excited, and also mildly skeptical, about the upcoming game Stupid Never Dies. I mean, who doesn’t…

Kim Kardashian’s Kid North West Tour Scrapped Suddenly
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Kim Kardashian’s Kid North West Tour Scrapped Suddenly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

Nearly every show on the co-headlining tour of North West and Molly Santana has been canceled on ticketing sites or…

Donna Mills Joins OnlyFans At Age 85
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Donna Mills Joins OnlyFans At Age 85

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

No one is going to bat an eye at a celebrity launching an OnlyFans account in this economy — especially…

Oh Great Another Zombie Movie to Add to the Pile of Unoriginal Ideas from Some Guy Named Yeon Sang-ho Who Probably Thinks Zombies Are Still Scary
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Oh Great Another Zombie Movie to Add to the Pile of Unoriginal Ideas from Some Guy Named Yeon Sang-ho Who Probably Thinks Zombies Are Still Scary

FinnJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for another super original and not-at-all-overdone zombie movie? 🙄 Because I’ve got some “breaking…

Odyssey Extends IMAX 70mm Run for Another Month
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Odyssey Extends IMAX 70mm Run for Another Month

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

If you haven’t seen Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey in IMAX 70mm, fret not: Showings of the epic in premium format…

Obama Drops 2026 Summer Playlist Honoring Glen Hansard
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Obama Drops 2026 Summer Playlist Honoring Glen Hansard

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

Barack Obama has unveiled his annual summer playlist, opening this year’s selections with a tribute to the late Glen Hansard.…

Marvel Drops Wonder Man Season 2 Renewal Cancels Emmy Nominated Series
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Marvel Drops Wonder Man Season 2 Renewal Cancels Emmy Nominated Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

In a move that truly makes you wonder, Marvel and Disney+ have abruptly canceled Season 2 of Wonder Man, despite…

Alicia Silverstone Returns in Clueless Series on Paramount+
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Alicia Silverstone Returns in Clueless Series on Paramount+

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

Paramount+ has greenlit a Clueless sequel series, with original star Alicia Silverstone reprising her role as Cher Horowitz from the…

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