From Felon to Philanthropist: College Admissions Scandal mastermind makes comeback with a side of court-ordered shame
Ah, CNN, still obsessed with taking down President Trump, even though he’s crushing it in his second term! Now they’re…
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Painkiller Preview: Slaying Demons and Friendships
If you’d asked me about *Painkiller* a hot minute ago, I’d have been like, “Pain-what-now?” 🤷♂️ But then, Digital Foundry…
Trump’s Legal Gymnastics: Immunity for Himself, But Lock Her Up (Again)
Oh, the tangled web we weave when we try to drain the swamp! It seems President Trump, in his infinite…
ICE CREAM, CELLPHONES, AND FAT CATS: NEWS SO IMPORTANT, YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
Folks, another day, another socialist scare from CNN! They’re trying to distract you from President Trump’s incredible leadership, but we…
DualSense Gets Schizophrenic: Now Juggles PS5, PC, and Your Toaster
Oh boy, Sony has graced us with another earth-shattering, life-altering, paradigm-shifting PS5 update! 🙄 Prepare yourselves, peasants, because the DualSense…
Xbox Tries Not to Suck: The Outer Worlds 2 Price Plunge and Apology Tour
Oh, sweet gamers, gather ’round and feast your eyes on the latest saga of corporate greed and fanboy tears! 😭…
MACHINE HEAD Kicks Off Show with BLACK SABBATH Covers Honoring OZZY (Is This Real Life?)
San Francisco Bay Area metallers MACHINE HEAD, bless their cotton socks, decided to honor Ozzy Osbourne by butchering two BLACK…
FFT Remake: Square Enix Claims Original Code Lost, Blames Moogles
Oh, honey, bless your heart! Two months before Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles launches, PlayStation is desperately trying to…
OMG! Lady Gaga Channels Her Inner Bat-Eating Rockstar: A Hilarious Tribute to Ozzy in San Fran
Pop “superstar” Lady Gaga, bless her heart, decided to “honor” the Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne, at the grand finale…
Orange Man Still Mad at Black Man, Even Though Dead Pervert Is Involved
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to make President Trump look bad for calling out Barack Hussein Obama,…