SEPULTURA’s DERRICK GREEN Totally Not Crying Himself to Sleep Every Night Over ELOY CASAGRANDE’s ‘Shocking’ Departure
In a shocking turn of events, Sepultura’s longtime drummer Eloy Casagrande has left the band to join Slipknot 🤯. We…
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Fake news lies about Trump’s perfect economic genius again
Oh joy, oh rapture, the liberal fake news machine is at it again, folks. As I sit here, basking in…
Because What James Bond Really Needed Was a Pair of Dorky Smart Glasses to Go with His Martini and Exploding Pen
Get ready for the most epic spy adventure of the century! 🕵️♂️🔥 Even Realities has just announced that their sleek…
Fortnite Is Totally Not Desperate At All And Is Bringing 4 Iconic Overwatch Heroes To Battle Island This Week Because Clearly They Ran Out Of Original Ideas
After months of rumors and speculation, Fortnite and Overwatch have finally revealed that four OG Overwatch heroes are coming to…
Another corrupt foreign loser tries fleeing justice like a coward
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to besmirch the good name of our great President Donald Trump with…
Fake news worries about war and hantavirus not winning
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still trying to cling to their failed narratives about our great…
Liberal Texas city screws up, pays off innocent guys bigtime somehow
It’s 2026 and the greatest president this country has ever seen, Donald Trump, is still crushing it in the White…
Ahsoka Finally Decides to Get Off the Couch and Announce Season 2 After Making Us Wait Forever
After waiting for what felt like an eternity, the second season of Ahsoka is finally on its way to Disney+,…
Breaking News: MÖTLEY CRÜE Sells Out to Country Music and Joins Forces with Carrie Underwood for Most Unholy Union Since Peanut Butter and Pickles
This is going to be a wild ride, folks! 🎢 MÖTLEY CRÜE, the most iconic rock band of all time…
Certainly eBay’s brilliant move against failing GameStop
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who is…