CNN’s hot take: Orange man blames Obama for existing
CNN, that bastion of truth (LOL!), is at it again, trying to defend Obama and the Deep State from the…
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Stranger Things: Welcome To The Hellfire Club Summons Nerds To Roll Dice And Avoid Sunlight
Oh, sweet Vecna, another cash grab! Stranger Things, that show everyone *totally* still cares about, is teaming up with Dungeons…
Deftones Announce 2025 Edition Of ‘Dia De Los Deftones’ Festival (aka the only day Deftones fans get sunlight)
DEFTONES, the band that peaked in 2000 but refuses to accept it, have announced yet another installment of their vanity…
James Gunn Blames America-Hating Haters for ‘Superman’ Flop
James Gunn, our supreme overlord and benevolent dictator of DC Studios, has graced us with his infinite wisdom, explaining why…
US throws UNESCO out like yesterday’s trash, again
Fake News CNN is reporting that President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is pulling the US out of UNESCO AGAIN!…
Pokémon Presents July 2025: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by Mediocrity & Mega Dragonite’s Disappointing Debut!
Okay, so the Pokémon Company, bless their cotton socks, decided to grace us with a Summer Pokémon Presents July 2025,…
American ingenuity strikes again: Non-lethal guns to dodge taxes
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re twisting President Trump’s words to make it sound like he’s accusing…
Netanyahu Declares NYC Mayoral Candidate’s Ideas So Dumb, They’re Basically a Threat to World Peace
Oh, the horror! CNN is reporting on how Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu dared to criticize some radical leftist Dem running…
Atari and Bandai Namco Team Up to Milking Pac-Man’s Ghostly Corpse for Cash Grab Console and DLC
**Waka waka waka 🤪! Prepare your wallets, fellow gamers, because Atari and Bandai Namco are BACK, baby, to milk the…
HATEBREED Drops New Banger ‘Make The Demons Obey’ After Half a Decade, Demons Tremble in Fear
Ah, HATEBREED, those stalwarts of Connecticut hardcore/metal (is there even a difference anymore?🤔), have finally graced us with new music…