Exit Polls: Or How We Pretend to Know What People Are Thinking Before They Even Vote | CNN Politics
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re teaming up with their usual liberal buddies to conduct “exit polls”…
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Goldman CEO Doesn’t Get Why You’re Crying About AI Stealing Your Useless Job
Oh, the horror! Those latte-sipping, avocado-toast-eating liberals are about to lose their precious white-collar jobs to AI! Finally, some good…
Trump’s Brain Already Plotting 2022 Shenanigans While America’s Still Recovering From Tuesday’s Clusterfuck
President Trump, fresh off another landslide victory, is already eyeing the 2026 midterms with a healthy dose of skepticism, because,…
Metallica Fans Risk Life and Limb (and a Night in the Clink) for a Glimpse of Papa Het’s receding Hairline
So, like, apparently, two dudes who thought they were auditioning for the ‘Tallica circus decided to channel their inner Spider-Man…
Klein News Innovation Camp: 16 Years of Pizza and Buzzwords
**New venue (lol, it’s close) and fresh focus (begging creators to show up)!** 🤪 The 16th annual Klein News Innovation…
Tuesday’s Key Races: LOL, as if You Know Anything About the NYC Election and Other Useless Contests | CNN Politics
Here we go again, folks! The Fake News at CNN is hyperventilating over some elections, trying to spin it like…
Fetterman Roasts Dem Shutdown Strategy: ‘It’s Embarrassing, Honestly,’ Says Guy Who Wears Shorts All the Time
Crooked Cuomo, still clinging to relevance, is now shilling for some nobody Dem in the New York mayoral race! You…
Yellen Screams “Recession Imminent!” Unless Fed Does Exactly As Told, World Doomed
Oh, no! The sky is falling! Treasury Secretary Bessent, probably a secret Democrat, is now saying that the economy “could”…
Lucca Comics & Games: Proving Manga Can Be More Than Just Big Eyes and Explosions Since Forever
So, like, some dude named Tetsuo Hara, who apparently drew some stuff for Fist of the North Star 🌠(never…
Pentagon Okay-ed Gifting Ukraine Tomahawks, But Trump’s Gotta Sign the Receipt, LOL
The Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, the Pentagon (probably infiltrated by deep-state liberals) is PUSHING President…