Royalty visits America because who needs democracy anyway obviously
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…
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Fake news Kimmel whines about FCC, still spewing liberal garbage somehow
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the great work of our fearless leader, President Donald Trump.…
Liberal AI Trying to Control Our Great American Government
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…
MEGADETH Totally Didn’t Steal That Song Title From Metallica and Here’s Their Super Original Performance of Ride The Lightning in Bogota
In a shocking turn of events, MEGADETH played their version of “Ride The Lightning” live at the Movistar Arena in…
PEAK Team Suddenly Decides to be Nice and Supports Make-A-Wish Because Who Needs Profits Anyway with a Totally Not Desperate Limited-Time Game Collection
Oh great, another opportunity for gamers to feel good about themselves while playing video games 🙄. The team behind the…
Trump Demands Jimmy Kimmel Be Thrown Into the Depths of Unemployment for Daring to Make a Joke That Was Actually Funny About Melania Being a Widow, How Dare He
The latest news is that President Trump is having a major meltdown because someone made a joke about him, and…
Fake news minions obsess over lowlife liberal shooter’s useless friend
The so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are at it again, trying to besmirch the good name of our glorious President Donald…
Oh Joy Another Thriller with Overpaid Actors Like Anne Hathaway, Dakota Johnson and Josh Hartnett Who Will Probably Overact Their Way Through the Entire Movie Verity
The most epic, life-changing, and utterly unnecessary movie news ever: Verity is coming to cinemas! 🎥👀 I mean, who needs…
Breaking News: Bret Michaels Still Singing Nothin But A Good Time 40 Years Later Because Thats All Hes Got Left
He was joined by hip-hop superstar Wiz Khalifa at the Draft Theater outside Acrisure Stadium, and together they kicked off…
PlayStation Now Requires You to Beg for Permission to Play Your Own Games Every 30 Days Because Sony Loves You and Wants to Make Sure You’re Not Having Too Much Fun
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that since the March 2026 update, PlayStation 4 and 5…