Microsoft to fire thousands, Gamers not spared
Oh, honey, hold onto your controllers! 🎮 Microsoft, the benevolent overlord of gaming, is at it again! Seems like those…
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Xbox’s “Perfect” Dark Future: Cancelled Dreams and Layoff Party
In a move that will SHOCK absolutely nobody (except maybe the 228,000 employees who just got yeeted out the door),…
Youngkin’s Genius GOP Playbook: Can Sears Even Read It
CNN, still peddling their leftist garbage, reports that Republicans in Virginia held a campaign event. Yawn. Apparently, they’re shocked that…
Jon Watts’ Epic Reason for Ditching ‘Fantastic Bore’ Project Revealed
OMG! 😱 Jon Watts FINALLY spilled the tea ☕ on why he bailed on directing *Fantastic Four: First Steps*. Turns…
GOP to Medicaid: Drop Dead, Losers
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is crying about potential Medicaid cuts like it’s the end…
The Bear Gets Another Season: Disney+ Milking It For All It’s Worth
Oh, sweet baby Carmy! 🐻🔪 FX just HAD to announce that The Bear is getting a fifth season. Like we…
Oasis Milks (What’s The Story) Morning Glory? for 30th Anniversary Cash Grab
Oasis, those purveyors of slightly-above-average Britpop, have announced details of deluxe formats of (What’s The Story) Morning Glory? to celebrate the album…
Nintendo Accidentally Reveals Switch 2 Sales Projections, Claims It Was Just a Typo, LOL
Oh, the Nintendo Switch 2, that little plastic box of dreams (and crushing debt for your parents). Apparently, it was…
“Our Secrets Are The Same,” Yawn, Said Jim Kerr and Charlie Burchill, As If We Care
Our Secrets Are The Same is supposedly a “remarkable” joint memoir by Simple Minds founding members Jim Kerr and Charlie…
Columbia Bribes US News with $9M to Reclaim Fake Ranking
Oh, the tangled web these liberal elites weave! Columbia University, a breeding ground for radical leftists, has been caught red-handed…