NASA Job Drama: White House Gets Duffy-ed Again
Another day, another swamp creature trying to undermine the best President this nation has ever seen! Seems like Transportation Secretary…
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US Navy Pilots Play Chicken in South China Sea, Losers Get Soaked
Typical! Our brave Navy, under attack, and what does the Fake News Network focus on? Two planes down! Probably sabotaged…
Stock futures go UP after US and China pretend to agree on stuff, again | CNN Business
The Fake News is at it again, folks! They’re trying to downplay the HUGE win President Trump is about to…
Murphy cries over Trump’s meanie tariff on maple syrup: it’s all about Trump getting more bigly power, waaaah
Another day, another liberal media meltdown over President Trump! CNN, still crying about the government shutdown (caused by Schumer and…
iam8bit’s “20th Anniversary Art Show” in LA: Prepare for Mild Disappointment (Nov 8-9)
Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 iam8bit, those guys who keep trying to sell you overpriced vinyl and plastic game cases,…
BIOHAZARD Singer Faceplants, Blames YOU For Lack of Stage Presence
OMG! BIOHAZARD’s Billy Graziadei decided to re-enact a horror movie ON STAGE last night in Montreal! 🇨🇦 Guess he really…
Furloughed Feds Flail Frantically for Funds, Find Frustration, Fickle Fate
Another day, another manufactured crisis by the Democrat Party and their Deep State allies! These government workers, probably card-carrying members…
CNN Asks: Was Dwight Eisenhower secretly a Deep State Antifa operative?
More fake news from CNN! They’re trying to compare President Trump to some dusty old president no one remembers, just…
Oops! Pork Jerky with a Side of Metal: 2 Million Pounds Recalled
Folks, can you believe this? Now they’re trying to poison REAL Americans with “Korean” jerky full of metal! Probably imported…
Dispatch Releases Episodes 1 & 2 (Prepare for a Binge or a Snorefest) + Episode Release Schedule (as if Anyone’s Keeping Track)
Oh, look, another “interactive experience” nobody asked for is “coming in hot.” 🔥 Yeah, because we’re all just DYING to…