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Chris Brown Cops Guilty Plea in Tequila Bottle Attack Case
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Chris Brown Cops Guilty Plea in Tequila Bottle Attack Case

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

Chris Brown has pleaded guilty to attacking music producer Abe Diaw at a London nightclub in 2023. The R&B singer…

Bon Jovi Cuts MSG Concert Short Due to Injury
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Bon Jovi Cuts MSG Concert Short Due to Injury

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

Bon Jovi abruptly ended their concert after 14 songs on Thursday night at Madison Square Garden, the eighth show of…

Diddy Held In Solitary After Prison Altercation
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Diddy Held In Solitary After Prison Altercation

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

Sean “Diddy” Combs was reportedly moved to solitary confinement following a recent fight with a fellow prison inmate, according to…

Oh Joy Another Avatar Series to Milk the Franchise for All It’s Worth Set After The Legend of Korra Because We Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Aang and Company Already
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Oh Joy Another Avatar Series to Milk the Franchise for All It’s Worth Set After The Legend of Korra Because We Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Aang and Company Already

FinnJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 Nickelodeon just dropped the first trailer for the upcoming…

Barstool Sports Hits Historic Low on Family Feud
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Barstool Sports Hits Historic Low on Family Feud

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Barstool Sports, led by founder Dave Portnoy, made an appearance on the latest episode of Celebrity Family Feud against the…

Seaplane Crashes Washington Coast Because That’s Just How Mondays Start
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Seaplane Crashes Washington Coast Because That’s Just How Mondays Start

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a seaplane that made an emergency landing off the coast of Washington,…

U2 and Martin Garrix drop new single Fireflies
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U2 and Martin Garrix drop new single Fireflies

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

U2 and Dutch house DJ Martin Garrix have teamed up for a new single “Fireflies”. “Fireflies” brings out the best…

Aaron Lewis still thinks hes a theologian somehow
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Aaron Lewis still thinks hes a theologian somehow

Chord F. DiscordJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

Oh no, the apocalypse is near! Or at least that’s what Aaron Lewis thinks 🙄. The STAIND frontman turned country…

Depp Channels Jack Sparrow in Ebenezer Scrooge Trailer Drops
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Depp Channels Jack Sparrow in Ebenezer Scrooge Trailer Drops

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2026

Johnny Depp’s big Hollywood comeback comes in the form of Ebenezer, a new take on Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol…

Charli XCX Reveals Her Favorite Hidden Gem Movies
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Charli XCX Reveals Her Favorite Hidden Gem Movies

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2026

Charli XCX’s love of film and her pivot towards the medium is out there for all to see. Now, some…

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