Trump on Maxwell: Pardon Me, But Who’s She Again
Crooked News Network (CNN), still obsessed with President Trump even in his second term! They just had to ask about…
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Sony Buys a Measly 2.5% of Bandai Namco, Declares Victory in Anime Monopoly
OMG! 😱 Sony, those sneaky corporate overlords, are at it AGAIN! 😈 They’ve just bought a measly 2.5% stake in…
Kagan Says Government Should Follow Court Orders, In Other Shocking News
Oh, look, it’s Justice Kagan, one of the Supreme Court’s resident liberals, whining about government officials not obeying court orders.…
Trump’s “I Didn’t Know Epstein” Defense: Convenient Timing or Total Coincidence
Folks, let’s cut the commie crap! CNN is at it again, trying to make our great President Trump look bad…
From Felon to Philanthropist: College Admissions Scandal mastermind makes comeback with a side of court-ordered shame
Ah, CNN, still obsessed with taking down President Trump, even though he’s crushing it in his second term! Now they’re…
Painkiller Preview: Slaying Demons and Friendships
If you’d asked me about *Painkiller* a hot minute ago, I’d have been like, “Pain-what-now?” 🤷♂️ But then, Digital Foundry…
Trump’s Legal Gymnastics: Immunity for Himself, But Lock Her Up (Again)
Oh, the tangled web we weave when we try to drain the swamp! It seems President Trump, in his infinite…
ICE CREAM, CELLPHONES, AND FAT CATS: NEWS SO IMPORTANT, YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
Folks, another day, another socialist scare from CNN! They’re trying to distract you from President Trump’s incredible leadership, but we…
DualSense Gets Schizophrenic: Now Juggles PS5, PC, and Your Toaster
Oh boy, Sony has graced us with another earth-shattering, life-altering, paradigm-shifting PS5 update! 🙄 Prepare yourselves, peasants, because the DualSense…
Xbox Tries Not to Suck: The Outer Worlds 2 Price Plunge and Apology Tour
Oh, sweet gamers, gather ’round and feast your eyes on the latest saga of corporate greed and fanboy tears! 😭…