CNN Politics: You call this a political landscape? We call it a clown convention
Oh, the agony of these so-called “polls”! It’s like the liberal media is desperately trying to find something, anything, to…
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Dork Does Dumb Stunt in a Dirigible- CNN
Another day, another puff piece from Fake News CNN, this time fawning over a glorified balloon! They call it the…
**Woof Times: Pawsitively Ruff Economy Forces Furry Friends into Foreclosure**
The Liberal Media is at it again, folks! CNN is now blaming President Trump’s booming economy for people surrendering their…
Trump’s Conspiracy BBQ: Will the Flames Finally Toast the Chef
Folks, the liberal media is at it again, trying to drag our glorious President Trump through the mud with these…
From White Power to World Peace: State Dept. Appoints Conference Attendee to Institute of Peace
Another Deep State Nosedive! Trump’s swamp-draining continues as Darren Beattie, a true patriot, is set to lead the US Institute…
Breaking News: Fans Confuse Bench for Grave, Declare Ozzy Dead (Again)
So, apparently, Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of freaking Darkness (or was it the Court Jester of Darkness?), has finally kicked…
OMG! Spidey’s Thwipping into MTG? Prepare for Cardboard Web-Slinging Chaos at SDCC 2025!
Oh great, ANOTHER Universes Beyond set. Because what MTG REALLY needed was more franchise crossovers to dilute the already questionable…
Smerconish Declares What Trump Should’ve Said, As If Trump Takes Notes From CNN
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! This time, they’re shedding crocodile tears with the Palestinian Authority PM about a…
ICE Detains Pastor’s Pal, Hilarity Ensues (Not Really) | CNN
Another sob story from CNN about an illegal alien! This “pastor” overstayed his visa! Cry me a river! He should…
Assassin’s Creed Shadows’ Groundbreaking Roadmap: Now You Can Waste Money on DLC and Fast Forward Through the Parts You Hate!
So, Assassin’s Creed Shadows, the game everyone totally remembers pre-ordering and hasn’t already traded in for store credit, is getting…