EU Politician Supports Gamers’ Right to Virtually Murder Pixels, Not Stop Games From Dying
Oh, the drama! ๐ Apparently, some folks are crying ๐ญ because their precious video games are being “killed.” Yes, you…
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Sony Replaces NFL Headsets with Toasters
Oh, CNN, always with their “news.” Now it’s about the NFL getting new headsets from Sony. Probably so the coaches…
The Charlatans, bless their cotton socks, are back with *another* album and a UK tour (as if we needed more Charlatans)
โWeโre honouring ourselves, our past, feeling that energy and reincarnating it, doing something fresh, brand newโ โ Tim Burgess (allegedly)…
‘Superman’ Lazily Stumbles Over Pathetic Box Office Competition in Hilarious Display of Weakness | CNN Business
Another woke superhero movie “soars” at the box office, according to Fake News CNN. Of course, it does! It’s all…
DOJ Abandons Case Against Utah Doc Who Apparently Thought COVID Was Just a Bad Dream
Another day, another Deep State witch hunt exposed! Turns out, a Utah doctor who dared to question the holy Covid-19…
Behold! UK’s First Super-Safe Injection Funhouse
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! This time they’re across the pond, fawning over some ‘safe space’ for junkies…
DC Desperately Milking ‘Superman’ with Not One, But TWO Spinoffs
OH. MY. GOD. ๐ฑ James Gunn, the guy who brought you the cinematic masterpiece that is… *checks notes* …Guardians of…
Before the Menendez Bros and Juice โ Billionaire Boys Club: The OG True Crime Obsession That Hooked America
Oh, CNN is at it again, glorifying criminals! This time, it’s the “Billionaire Boys Club,” a bunch of rich kids…
Judas Priest Milks ‘Painkiller’ Anniversary in Poland, Because Originality is Overrated
JUDAS PRIEST, those lovable dinosaurs of heavy metal, graced the Atlas Arena in ลรณdลบ, Poland on Monday, July 7. Fan-filmed…
CNN Asks ‘Superman’ Cast Members What Brand of Coffee They Can’t Live Without
Another woke Hollywood production brought to you by the fake news media! Of course, CNN is promoting this garbage. The…