Taco Bell Linked to Outbreak of Diarrhea Causing Parasite
For some, it’s been a good summer with the New York Knicks winning their first championship in 53 years, and…
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Bethesda Unveils Bloated Roadmap Featuring Fallout 5 and a Side of Corporate Hubris
Just when you thought the gaming world couldn’t get any more absurd, Bethesda Game Studios drops a bombshell update on…
Home Alone 2 Pigeon Lady Brenda Fricker Dies at 81
Brenda Fricker, who famously played the Pigeon Lady in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York and Daniel Day Lewis’…
Square Enix milks nostalgia with Final Fantasy Resonance pre-orders now live
Oh joy, another Final Fantasy game to add to the ever-growing list of RPGs that will consume my life. Final…
Olivia Tremor Control Drops First New Album in 27 Years Suddenly
The Olivia Tremor Control are releasing a new album, their first in nearly three decades. The album, titled The Same…
Ozzy Gets Entire Day In Birmingham Because Thats Not Enough Already
Breaking News: Birmingham Declares “Ozzy Day” and We’re Not Sure If We Should Be Excited or Concerned 🤔 In a…
Trump’s Base Suddenly Realizes He’s Still Trump
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s supposed sway over his base, and I’ve got to…
WB Pushes Batman Sequel Back Amidst Frantic Reediting and Reshooting
We’ve got a bit of a wait on our hands, folks, as the next instalment in Matt Reeves’ The Batman…
FEAR FACTORY Finally Replaces Dino With Some Guy Named Milo
Breaking News: FEAR FACTORY Announces New Album and Tour, Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Their Soul-Crushing Riffs in…
Maine Dems Struggle to Fill Platner’s Giant Shoes apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the Maine Democrats’ debate to replace Graham Platner as their Senate nominee.…