Nintendo Switch 2: Because Who Needs Sales When You’ve Got a Paperweight?
Oh boy, Nintendo, what happened? The Switch 2 was supposed to be the shiny new toy that would make us…
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Oh No, They Added More Places for Hello Kitty to Make You Spend Money in This Island Hellscape DLC
Oh look, Hello Kitty Island Adventure is getting another DLC! Because apparently, one adorable island paradise wasn’t enough for our…
Pokémon Champions: Because Who Needs a Full Game When You Can Pay for the Privilege? Coming April 8 to Your Wallet’s Doom!
Oh, great, another Pokémon game—because clearly, what the world needs now is more ways to watch little creatures punch each…
Minecraft Dungeons 2: Now With 100% More Dungeons and 200% More Confusion at Minecraft Live 2026
Well, well, well, look who decided to crawl out from under their cobblestone bed and grace us with their presence.…
DINO CAZARES Praises New FEAR FACTORY Singer MILO SILVESTRO for Mastering the Art of Surviving on Tour Without Losing His Sanity (Yet)
FEAR FACTORY has a new singer, and apparently he can actually remember the lyrics without his phone. Revolutionary, I know.…
Trump’s Iran Flip-Flop: From Sabotaging Power Plants to Kissing Up for Peace Talks!
Holy cow, the Iran war situation is crazier than a Pelosi impeachment hearing! Just when you thought things couldn’t get…
Scorsese and DiCaprio Finally Reunite to Pretend They’re Not Getting Older
Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio are at it again, because apparently making six movies together wasn’t enough to satisfy their…
Watch: SEPULTURA Unleashes New Song ‘The Place’ Live, Because Why Not?
Oh look, it’s everyone’s favorite Brazilian/American metal experiment, SEPULTURA, playing their “new” song “The Place” live for the first time…
THE PRETTY RECKLESS’s TAYLOR MOMSEN: ‘My New Obsession’s Crocheting. I Find It Meditative.’
In what can only be described as a cosmic act of mercy, THE PRETTY RECKLESS has finally emerged from a…
President Trump is right’: The White House’s Favorite Lie About Trump’s ‘Alternative Facts
Hey, fellow Americans! Welcome to another thrilling edition of “When the White House Tells the Truth!” Spoiler alert: it’s not…