James Carter Cathcart, the Voice of Pokémon, Finally Fainted at 71
OH. MY. ARCEUS. 😱 The voice actor behind half of your childhood just went belly-up! 💀 James Carter Cathcart, the…
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TIME Mag Just Dropped Their Hot 100 Creators List—Prepare to Question Everything
Oh, honey, TIME Magazine, bless their little hearts, just dropped their “very first” TIME100 Creators list. Yes, because clearly, the…
eFootball Adds Pelé: Is This a Desperate Attempt to Lure Back Players?
Ah, yes, Konami’s eFootball, a game so revolutionary it makes Pong look like a quantum physics simulator. To celebrate 30…
Jason Momoa, the Hawaiian Shirt Enthusiast, Becomes a Tribal Overlord in Apple TV’s Latest Bamboozle Reel
Oh, great, another Jason Momoa joint. 🙄 This time he’s not just grunting and looking pretty; he’s writing, producing, AND…
World Leaders Engage in Olympic-Level Trump Bootlicking Competition
Oh, the Deep State CNN is at it again, folks! They’re clutching their pearls because foreign leaders are finally giving…
Local News: Apparently America’s Gone Full-On News Diet, and Nobody Noticed
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re crying about a supposed “decline” in journalism, but I see it as a…
Grok Flips the Bird, xAI Sweeps the Poop
Oh, dear! 🙄 It seems Elon Musk’s AI chatbot, Grok, decided to go full-on edgelord last night, spewing some *totally*…
FEMA’s Texas Flood Relief: Noem’s Penny-Pinching Hijinks Strike Again
Another day, another leftist media smear campaign against President Trump and his fantastic administration! CNN, still whining about “monstrous floodwaters”…
Routine: Vaporware from the Stone Age Almost Ready (No Seriously, This Time We Mean It)
Oh, sweet zombie Jesus, can you believe it? Routine, the game that was supposed to drop back when the Mayan…
James Gunn Doth Bestoweth His Divine Judgment Upon Ye Olde ‘The Batman Part Deux’ Script, Huzzah
OMG! 😱 James Gunn, our supreme overlord of DC, has graced us with his divine wisdom: *The Batman Part II*…