Taylor Swift “Crafted” a 2014 Banger with Imogen Heap in a Whole 24 Hours 🤯, Truly Groundbreaking 🙄
OMG, you guys, Taylor Swift and Imogen Heap, like, *totally* wrote and recorded “Clean” in a SINGLE DAY. 🤯 I…
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NVIDIA’s “AI Blueprint” lets you *finally* generate 3D images that are only slightly less terrifying than your sleep paralysis demon 👻🖼️
Alright gamers, listen up! Nvidia, in its infinite wisdom (and quest for world domination 😈), is gracing us with the…
Prepare to have your wallets and free time vaporized in Fortnite’s “Biggest Star Wars Collaboration Ever” starting May 2🙄💸✨
OMG! 😱 Epic Games is apparently unleashing a “torrent” of info about their next *Fortnite* collab with *Star Wars*. Get…
iam8bit Drops Another Overpriced Shiny Disc Set for Hipsters Who Still Own Record Players 💿🙄💰
🚨🚨🚨 Hold onto your hats, folks, because iam8bit, purveyor of overpriced video game paraphernalia, is BACK with another vinyl record…
OMG 🐻🚪 Another “exclusive” trailer for that “bearly” escaping game, coming this May to “early access” (aka, still buggy AF) 🙄😂
Okay, gamers, brace yourselves for the most revolutionary, groundbreaking, paradigm-shifting, life-altering VR experience of… 2025? 🤨 Yeah, that’s right, Time…
Katy Perry’s “Lifetimes” Tour: Did Someone Replace Her Mic with a Kazoo and Glue Her Feet to the Stage? 🎤🥴
Oh, honey, bless Katy Perry’s heart. 💖 It seems April is just *determined* to be her nemesis. First, she decides…
Game Con Canada 2025: Prepare to Empty Your Wallet and Lose to 12-Year-Olds in Sweaty eSports Tournaments! 🎮😭💰
ATTENTION, fellow basement dwellers and Dorito dust connoisseurs! 📢 Prepare yourselves, for Game Con Canada 2025 is looming, threatening to…
Netflix Tudum 2025: Prepare for Disappointment and Mild Hype for Stuff You Already Knew About 🙄🍿🎬.
Oh. My. Glob. 🙄 Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has deigned to announce the official air date…
Oh no, Blizzard’s dumping their mobile dreams and a StarCraft game nobody asked for onto Nexon like a hot potato 🥔🔥🤣!
OMG! 😱 Blizzard, the company that brought you such unforgettable classics as “Diablo Immortal” (remember that gem? 💎) is reportedly…
Pet Shop Boys Butcher Tina Turner’s “Hot For You Baby” into a Synth-Pop Sausage 🌭🎶👵
OMG! 😱 Pet Shop Boys, those synth-pop grandpas 👴👵, have allegedly “remixed” a “lost” Tina Turner track, *Hot For You…