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Bowie Archive Unveils Rare Recordings With Jimmy Page Guest Spot
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Bowie Archive Unveils Rare Recordings With Jimmy Page Guest Spot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

The Shel Talmy Recordings, a collection of David Bowie’s 1965 sessions with The Who and The Kinks producer Shel Talmy,…

Napalm Death Bring Grindcore To NPRs Tiny Desk Concert Series
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Napalm Death Bring Grindcore To NPRs Tiny Desk Concert Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Napalm Death have made history by performing a set for NPR’s Tiny Desk Concert series. This marks the first time…

Phil Collins Drops Face Value 45th Anniversary Box Set
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Phil Collins Drops Face Value 45th Anniversary Box Set

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Phil Collins is celebrating the 45th anniversary of his 1981 debut solo album Face Value with a new box set…

L7 Bassist Jennifer Finch Gets $300,000 for Brain Cancer Fight
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L7 Bassist Jennifer Finch Gets $300,000 for Brain Cancer Fight

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

An unbelievable showing of support has transpired following Monday’s announcement that L7 bassist Jennifer Finch is battling aggressive brain cancer,…

Capcom slashes Monster Hunter prices to lure back fleeing fans
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Capcom slashes Monster Hunter prices to lure back fleeing fans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

In a bizarre turn of events, CAPCOM has decided to buck the trend of nickel-and-diming gamers to death, announcing a…

Beck Unveils Ride Lonesome His First Album in Seven Years
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Beck Unveils Ride Lonesome His First Album in Seven Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Beck has announced Ride Lonesome, his first new album in seven years. The 12-song collection is due out on September…

Inflation Gets Slightly Less Awful For Now Apparently
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Inflation Gets Slightly Less Awful For Now Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest inflation numbers, and I’ve got to say, it’s a mixed…

Phoebe Bridgers Surprises with Lost Boys on Fallon
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Phoebe Bridgers Surprises with Lost Boys on Fallon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Phoebe Bridgers continued the surprise-filled rollout for her new album, Lost Weekend, with an unannounced guest appearance on The Tonight…

Because you needed another retrospective from the Sixties, obviously
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Because you needed another retrospective from the Sixties, obviously

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

The never-ending saga of music re-releases continues, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. The latest installment in this grand…

Queens Of The Stone Age bless us with another song to pretend to like
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Queens Of The Stone Age bless us with another song to pretend to like

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

Queens of the Stone Age, the band that’s been rocking our worlds since the late 90s, just released a new…

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