Opus Major Drops MAJJAM: Prepare for Co-Op Cuteness Overload and Catchy Tunes That Will Haunt Your Dreams
Oh, sweet merciful indie game gods, Opus Major (who?) has graced us with MAJJAM, a co-op adventure game where apparently,…
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Dead by Daylight and Walking Dead Team Up to Traumatize You More
Oh, look, another Dead by Daylight crossover. 🙄 Because what this game REALLY needs is MORE content instead of, you…
Pam Bondi’s Epic Fail: Epstein File Fiasco a Comedy of Errors
Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They whine that the Trump…
Nintendo Panics: Desperate Measures to Keep You From Starving After Buying Our Games
Oh, sweet innocent gamers, gather ’round! Uncle Nintendo, bless his heart, is here to soothe your fragile wallets regarding the…
CNN: Justice Department Says Epstein Did Himself In, No Juicy Client List to See Here, Folks
The Justice Department, under the iron fist of President Trump, is now saying there’s no “client list” from that scumbag…
Matt Cameron FINALLY Escapes Pearl Jam After Torturous 27-Year Sentence
Breaking News! 🚨 Matt Cameron, the guy who hits things in PEARL JAM, has finally realized he’s been playing the…
Sananda Maitreya, bless his heart, crawls out of obscurity for a UK tour after 23 years
Sananda Maitreya, formerly known as Terence Trent D’Arby (because apparently, one name wasn’t pretentious enough), announces a whopping nine-date UK…
JD Vance, the Brains Behind Trump’s Foreign Policy? You Gotta Be Kidding Me
Oh, CNN is at it again, trying to make our great VP Vance look like he’s changed his mind. These…
Cassie’s Revenge: Laws That Let You Sue Your Ex (Even If He’s, Like, REALLY Rich)
The liberal media is at it again, trying to smear our great President Trump by highlighting some flimsy “sexual assault”…
Crunchyroll’s 2025 Anime Expo Dumpster Fire: Black Clover and Other Questionable Choices Revealed
Oh. My. God. 🙄 Crunchyroll, bless their cotton socks, actually thinks we care about their “annual Industry Panel” at Anime…