REPLACED is Delayed Again, Only A Month Away From Launch: The Game That’s Perfecting the Art of Being Late
Well, well, well… if it isn’t REPLACED, the cyberpunk pixel-art baby that just refuses to leave the oven. Sad Cat…
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PlayStation Plus: Now Featuring Test Drive Unlimited and 9 Other Titles That You’ll Probably Ignore While Playing Elden Ring
PlayStation Plus decided to bless its Extra and Premium tiers with a whopping 10 new titles today, because apparently, they…
Valve Blames RAM Shortages, Fans Blame Valve’s Marketing Team For Steam Deck Stock Chaos
Oh no, not the Steam Deck! The beloved handheld gaming PC that lets you play Elden Ring on the toilet…
Mckenna Grace to Outshine Every Other Daphne in the Scooby-Doo Universe — Sorry, Not Sorry
After years of animated Scooby-Doo shows where the biggest mystery was whether Shaggy was high or just perpetually confused, Netflix…
El Niño, Death Traps, and Dr. AI: The Wild Ride of Today’s News You Can’t Unsee
Welcome to 5 Things PM! Here’s your nightly dose of real news, served with a side of conservative truth and…
VALORANT: Patch 12.03 Drops LTM Skirmish Because Why Not, Right?
Ah, VALORANT players—buckle up, because Riot Games just dropped Patch 12.03, and it’s packed with enough chaos to make even…
Mikaël Kingsbury Finally Grabs Gold for Canada, Because Apparently They Needed Someone to Break the Ice First
Breaking News: Liberal Snowflakes Can’t Handle Mikaël Kingsbury’s Patriotic Gold Medal In yet another stunning display of American exceptionalism (well,…
Robert Duvall, Hollywood Legend and ‘The Godfather’ Star, Dies – Fans Now Forced to Rewatch His Movies Without Him Criticizing the Casting Choices
Hold onto your berets and suspenders, folks, because Hollywood’s grumpiest legend has ridden off into the sunset — and not…
Hostage negotiator weighs in on the ongoing hunt for Nancy Guthrie
Where in the World is Nancy Guthrie? Probably Plotting with Deep State Operatives! CNN, that bastion of fake news and…
Crimson Desert: Where You Pay Full Price, Get Zero Microtransactions, and Still Get Trolled!
Finally, a game that doesn’t want your wallet’s soul! Crimson Desert confirms no microtransactions—but you still have to buy it.…