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Jack White Fires Back At Religious Critics Amid Satanist Band Drama
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Jack White Fires Back At Religious Critics Amid Satanist Band Drama

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2026

Jack White has never been scared to instruct Satan to get behind him, well, at least not since 2005. Now,…

Shinedown Finds Replacement Bassists Because Eric Bass Finally Snapped
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Shinedown Finds Replacement Bassists Because Eric Bass Finally Snapped

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2026July 11, 2026

Breaking news: the world is somehow still spinning despite SHINEDOWN bassist Eric Bass taking a temporary leave of absence from…

Metallica’s 25 year old album still better than anything you’ve made
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Metallica’s 25 year old album still better than anything you’ve made

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2026July 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… Metallica’s “ReLoad” album has…

Trump Possibly Trying To Steal Election Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Possibly Trying To Steal Election Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democrats are apparently reaching DEFCON 1 levels of alarm about President…

Serial Provocateur Performs Morrissey at City Hall Meeting
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Serial Provocateur Performs Morrissey at City Hall Meeting

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2026

A New Jersey township council was serenaded with Morrissey and Lizzo songs at a meeting this week. Unfortunately for those…

Fiona Apple Opens Up About Creative Struggles Amid Turbulent Times
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Fiona Apple Opens Up About Creative Struggles Amid Turbulent Times

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2026

Fiona Apple gave a sincere statement about where she’s at creatively in a video posted to social media Friday, decrying…

JAY Z Celebrates 30 Years of Reasonable Doubt at Yankee Stadium
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JAY Z Celebrates 30 Years of Reasonable Doubt at Yankee Stadium

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2026

JAY-Z took it back to the beginning during the first of three Yankee Stadium shows on Friday, July 10th, celebrating…

Government Curious About Leaks Not Classified Information Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Government Curious About Leaks Not Classified Information Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems the Justice Department has subpoenaed four New York Times…

Breaking News Hilary Duff’s Life Has Been Completely Consumed by Mahjong and Honestly Who Needs Personal Growth or Human Interaction When You Have Tiles
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Breaking News Hilary Duff’s Life Has Been Completely Consumed by Mahjong and Honestly Who Needs Personal Growth or Human Interaction When You Have Tiles

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Hilary Duff is totally obsessed with mahjong, and honestly, who can blame her? 🤣 I mean, who needs human interaction…

Jeff Young trashes Megadeth reunion dreams
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Jeff Young trashes Megadeth reunion dreams

Chord F. DiscordJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked… not. Former Megadeth guitarist Jeff Young was…

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