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GODSMACK Still Exists Somehow With New Drummer Mike Mangini
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GODSMACK Still Exists Somehow With New Drummer Mike Mangini

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so shocked by the latest news from the GODSMACK…

KISS Dynasties Unite Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life
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KISS Dynasties Unite Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my black jeans because I’m so excited to share this earth-shattering news with…

Bam Margera Nixes Jackass Reunion Amid Johnny Knoxville Feud
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Bam Margera Nixes Jackass Reunion Amid Johnny Knoxville Feud

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026

With the final Jackass film newly in theaters, it only made sense that fans might hope for a reunion between…

XBOX Cuts Jobs Because Sequels Not Profitable Enough Yet Somehow
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XBOX Cuts Jobs Because Sequels Not Profitable Enough Yet Somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Oh joy, another day in the wonderful world of corporate shenanigans and potential studio closures. Because apparently we haven’t milked…

Fairgoers Hospitalized Amid Scorching Temperatures At State Fair
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Fairgoers Hospitalized Amid Scorching Temperatures At State Fair

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026

The Great American State Fair was suspended Friday due to excessive heat, but not before DC Fire and EMS treated…

Oasis Drops First Look At Don’t Look Back in Anger Doc
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Oasis Drops First Look At Don’t Look Back in Anger Doc

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026

Oasis have revealed the first teaser trailer for Don’t Look Back in Anger, the upcoming Steven Knight documentary chronicling the…

Smerconish Talks America’s Birthday with Fetterman and McCormick
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Smerconish Talks America’s Birthday with Fetterman and McCormick

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Pennsylvania Senators John Fetterman and Dave McCormick chatting with Michael Smerconish about…

America: Land of Disappointing Reality Checks Since 1776
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America: Land of Disappointing Reality Checks Since 1776

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about America’s 250th birthday, and I have to say, it’s quite the celebration.…

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Tie The Knot In Secret Ceremony
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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Tie The Knot In Secret Ceremony

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce officially tied the knot during a wedding ceremony held Friday, July 3rd, at Madison Square…

CNN somehow not banned from Iran yet covers Khamenei mourning
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CNN somehow not banned from Iran yet covers Khamenei mourning

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Tehran, where Iranians are gathering for the funeral…

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