Big Elephant here, Isha Sesay takes world news by storm somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Isha Sesay, the former CNN anchor who spent years bringing global stories…
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WOKE Vance thinks Watergate would be over in 12 hours now
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Vice President Vance’s latest comments, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…
GOP United Yeah Right
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, President Trump has decided not to sign a major bipartisan…
Look who’s rocking a fancy new passport pic now
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I have to say, this one’s a doozy.…
Brad Bird Thankfully Rejects Cash Grab Opportunity For Ratatouille 2
In a shocking turn of events, a beloved Pixar classic will not be getting a sequel. Brad Bird, the director…
Behemoth is Taking a Whole Year Off to Recover from Nergal’s Ego Exhaustion
Breaking News: Behemoth Announces They’re Not Going to Tour as Much, and Honestly, Who Didn’t See This Coming? 🙄 In…
Because GTA Needed More Facebook and NPCs with Feels
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Grand Theft Auto? Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough…
Peppa Pig Child Actors Forced to Hand Over Their Oinkers to Robots Because Who Needs Human Emotions Anyway
In a shocking turn of events, it’s been revealed that the child actors who lend their adorable voices to the…
Primal Scream unearth another cash grab retrospective
Primal Scream, the band that refuses to retire, has announced a new collection of their most revered and experimental albums,…
CNN says folks are kinda sorta okay with economy now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, Americans are feeling a little more optimistic about the economy,…