“Another Simple Favor”: Or, How Blake Lively Robbed Me of Two Hours I’ll Never Get Back 🙄🎬
So, ‘Another Simple Favor’ got a whopping 7 out of 10 stars, huh? 🙄 Must be a slow news day.…
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So, Captain Planet and the guy who sang “Vienna” are flogging a Live Aid musical album – because the 80s weren’t embarrassing enough the first time around 🙄🎶
Just For One Day – The Live Aid Musical album has been unleashed upon the world, like a rogue glitter…
Yeehaw! Saddle up for a totally objective and definitely not rage-baiting list of country music’s biggest hat-wearers from the last quarter-century! 🤠🎤🚜
Behold, peasants! Gather ’round and witness the definitive, unimpeachably correct, and utterly objective list of the 26 “Most Important” Country…
OMG, Marvel Rivals is giving Winter Soldier a Thunderbolts makeover and throwing a Hellfire Gala, because apparently, that’s what the game was MISSING 💅🔥🤡
Oh, honey, hold my vibranium shield! 🛡️ Marvel Rivals, that game we all *totally* play and *aren’t* just pretending to…
Taylor Swift “Crafted” a 2014 Banger with Imogen Heap in a Whole 24 Hours 🤯, Truly Groundbreaking 🙄
OMG, you guys, Taylor Swift and Imogen Heap, like, *totally* wrote and recorded “Clean” in a SINGLE DAY. 🤯 I…
NVIDIA’s “AI Blueprint” lets you *finally* generate 3D images that are only slightly less terrifying than your sleep paralysis demon 👻🖼️
Alright gamers, listen up! Nvidia, in its infinite wisdom (and quest for world domination 😈), is gracing us with the…
Prepare to have your wallets and free time vaporized in Fortnite’s “Biggest Star Wars Collaboration Ever” starting May 2🙄💸✨
OMG! 😱 Epic Games is apparently unleashing a “torrent” of info about their next *Fortnite* collab with *Star Wars*. Get…
iam8bit Drops Another Overpriced Shiny Disc Set for Hipsters Who Still Own Record Players 💿🙄💰
🚨🚨🚨 Hold onto your hats, folks, because iam8bit, purveyor of overpriced video game paraphernalia, is BACK with another vinyl record…
OMG 🐻🚪 Another “exclusive” trailer for that “bearly” escaping game, coming this May to “early access” (aka, still buggy AF) 🙄😂
Okay, gamers, brace yourselves for the most revolutionary, groundbreaking, paradigm-shifting, life-altering VR experience of… 2025? 🤨 Yeah, that’s right, Time…
Katy Perry’s “Lifetimes” Tour: Did Someone Replace Her Mic with a Kazoo and Glue Her Feet to the Stage? 🎤🥴
Oh, honey, bless Katy Perry’s heart. 💖 It seems April is just *determined* to be her nemesis. First, she decides…