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Wounded Knee: Government Still Dishing Out Medals Like Candy, Descendants Still Salty
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wounded Knee: Government Still Dishing Out Medals Like Candy, Descendants Still Salty

Big ElephantNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Another Day, Another Liberal Lament: Wounded Knee Edition! The woke mob is at it again, folks, trying to rewrite history…

Prince of Persia: Sands of Time Remake Still Kicking? Leaks Say Yes (LOL)
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Prince of Persia: Sands of Time Remake Still Kicking? Leaks Say Yes (LOL)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! Another Ubisoft leak! 🤣 Seems like someone over there can’t keep their…

DOGE dead? Shocker, says nobody ever | CNN Politics
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

DOGE dead? Shocker, says nobody ever | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to undermine President Trump’s brilliant efforts to drain the swamp! They’re spreading…

Frankie Goes To Hollywood’s Pleasuredome: A Deluxe Edition? More Like a Deluxe Distraction!
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Frankie Goes To Hollywood’s Pleasuredome: A Deluxe Edition? More Like a Deluxe Distraction!

Chord F. DiscordNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Frankie Goes To Hollywood – Welcome To The Pleasuredome Deluxe Edition (UMR). Oh honey, they REALLY think we care about…

MACHINE HEAD Announces ‘An Evening With…Your Impatience’ Spring 2026 European Tour (Because We Know You’ll Still Complain)
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MACHINE HEAD Announces ‘An Evening With…Your Impatience’ Spring 2026 European Tour (Because We Know You’ll Still Complain)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Alright, headcases, or should I say, empty-headed cases? 🤡 Your supreme overlord, Robb Flynn, has graced you with news of…

GOP Tantrum Over Trump’s Mystery Health Plan: A Comedy Show in the Making
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Tantrum Over Trump’s Mystery Health Plan: A Comedy Show in the Making

Big ElephantNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining that some RINOs are squawking about President Trump’s AMAZING new…

Emmett Till’s Lynching Barn: Now Open for Your Souvenir Photos
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Emmett Till’s Lynching Barn: Now Open for Your Souvenir Photos

Big ElephantNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Oh, great, another guilt trip from the Libs! Now they’re turning a barn into a “sacred” memorial site for Emmett…

CNN: Americans Can’t Afford a Vacation (Thanks, Biden)
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CNN: Americans Can’t Afford a Vacation (Thanks, Biden)

Big ElephantNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is reporting that Americans are feeling the pinch of “rising prices.” As if anyone needed CNN…

Report: Xbox Might Make You Sell a Kidney Due to Recent RAM Shenanigans
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Report: Xbox Might Make You Sell a Kidney Due to Recent RAM Shenanigans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

Oh noes! 😭 Looks like Microsoft and Xbox dun goofed again! Reports are circulating faster than my uncle’s conspiracy theories…

Assassin’s Creed Shadows and Attack on Titan Had a Baby and It’s a Free Quest, OMG
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Assassin’s Creed Shadows and Attack on Titan Had a Baby and It’s a Free Quest, OMG

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

Oh, honey, hold my sake! 🍶 Ubisoft, bless their little corporate hearts, is at it again, unleashing what they’re calling…

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