Valve confirms Half-Life 3 is playable, meaning it’s only 30 years away from release! ðĪĄð
OMG! ðą Tyler McVicker, the guy who’s been “reporting” on Half-Life 3 since, like, the Stone Age, says it’s PLAYTESTABLE!…
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Crunchyroll’s Ani-May 2025: Prepare Your Wallets (and Your Sanity) for a Month of Weeb Pandering! ðĪŠð°ð
OMG! Crunchyroll, the overlords of all things anime (except maybe that *other* site… you know the one ð), have decided…
Jeremy Renner Says Disney Offered Him Pocket Lint and a Pat on the Back for Hawkeye Season 2 After Almost Becoming Roadkill ðĪ, Guess They Thought He’d Be Grateful to Be Alive ð
OMG! ðą Jeremy Renner, AKA Hawkeye (the Avenger who brings a bow and arrow to a gun fight ðĪĢ), finally…
EVE Online: Legion Expansion Announced at Fanfest 2025, Promising Even MORE Ways to Lose Your Ships and Sanity ððĨðĪĄ
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because CCP Games, bless their cotton socks, just announced *another* expansion for EVE Online at Fanfest…
HallowScreamCon 2026: Prepare for Overpriced Tickets, Disappointing Panels, and Questionable Cosplay Choices! ððð
Time to dust off your Jason Voorhees mask and practice your Wilhelm scream, folks! Screen Masters International, bless their little…
ASUS ROG and DOOM: Prepare Your Wallets, Nerds, Because the RTX 5080 Is Here to Rip and Tear Through Your Bank Account ðĪð°ð
Oh, sweet baby Belzebub! ASUS ROG, bless their corporate souls, have decided that the best way to celebrate 30 years…
“Another Simple Favor”: Or, How Blake Lively Robbed Me of Two Hours I’ll Never Get Back ððŽ
So, ‘Another Simple Favor’ got a whopping 7 out of 10 stars, huh? ð Must be a slow news day.…
So, Captain Planet and the guy who sang “Vienna” are flogging a Live Aid musical album â because the 80s weren’t embarrassing enough the first time around ððķ
Just For One Day â The Live Aid Musical album has been unleashed upon the world, like a rogue glitter…
Yeehaw! Saddle up for a totally objective and definitely not rage-baiting list of country music’s biggest hat-wearers from the last quarter-century! ðĪ ðĪð
Behold, peasants! Gather ’round and witness the definitive, unimpeachably correct, and utterly objective list of the 26 “Most Important” Country…
OMG, Marvel Rivals is giving Winter Soldier a Thunderbolts makeover and throwing a Hellfire Gala, because apparently, that’s what the game was MISSING ð ðĨðĪĄ
Oh, honey, hold my vibranium shield! ðĄïļ Marvel Rivals, that game we all *totally* play and *aren’t* just pretending to…