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Overcooked! 2 Nintendo Switch 2 Edition: Still Cooking, Still Chaotic, Still Gonna Make You Scream at Your Friends
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Overcooked! 2 Nintendo Switch 2 Edition: Still Cooking, Still Chaotic, Still Gonna Make You Scream at Your Friends

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Oh, look, they’re doing it again! 🙄 Team17 and Ghost Town are BACK (as if we asked them to) with…

US Flights About To Get Cancelled? (Thanks, Government)
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US Flights About To Get Cancelled? (Thanks, Government)

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Oh, the horror! The liberal media is at it again, trying to blame President Trump for the potential flight delays.…

‘Gremlins 3’: Oh Great, More Furry Little Nightmares Incoming
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‘Gremlins 3’: Oh Great, More Furry Little Nightmares Incoming

FinnNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

OMG! 😱 35 years after the last cinematic masterpiece 🎬 (or should we say, cash grab?) Warner Bros. is FINALLY…

Dead by Daylight’s 2v8 Mode: Dracula and Pyramid Head Tag-Teaming? Yeah, Okay
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Dead by Daylight’s 2v8 Mode: Dracula and Pyramid Head Tag-Teaming? Yeah, Okay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

OMG! Dead by Daylight, the game that refuses to die (unlike its survivors, HA!), is FINALLY doing something mildly interesting!…

FAA to Literally Ground Your Vacation if Congress Keeps Playing Chicken
Elephant Reads CNN

FAA to Literally Ground Your Vacation if Congress Keeps Playing Chicken

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

CNN, or as I like to call them, the Communist News Network, is at it again with their “Global Perspectives”…

Trump’s Economic “Achievements”: Yawn, Let’s Talk About Me Instead
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Trump’s Economic “Achievements”: Yawn, Let’s Talk About Me Instead

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Miami—Well, folks, looks like even after a landslide victory in 2024, the liberal media is still trying to spin everything…

CNN Politics Dares to Discuss People You Either Love or Despise on Election Night, Buckle Up
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Politics Dares to Discuss People You Either Love or Despise on Election Night, Buckle Up

Big ElephantNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media—CNN, no less—to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re trotting out the…

Skindred Announces New Album Titled ‘You Got This’ Because Apparently We Didn’t Know, Also Shares Title Track, How Generous
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Skindred Announces New Album Titled ‘You Got This’ Because Apparently We Didn’t Know, Also Shares Title Track, How Generous

Chord F. DiscordNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Welsh “ragga metal” (🙄) legends SKINDRED, still clinging to relevance, have unleashed their new single, “You Got This” – a…

PlayStation Portal Gets Update: Now Slightly Less Useless
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PlayStation Portal Gets Update: Now Slightly Less Useless

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Oh boy, buckle up, buttercups! 🤩 Starting November 5th, the highly anticipated (by like, five people) PlayStation Portal is getting…

Trump’s Brain Explodes After Democrats Steal Election (Again!) | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Brain Explodes After Democrats Steal Election (Again!) | CNN

Big ElephantNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is wailing about those ‘big Democratic wins.’ Folks, don’t buy into the fake news! President Trump,…

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